Bubble Guppies and their Toy Story 2/Transcript

This is the Transcript of Bubble Guppies and their Toy Story 2.

Woody was Kidnapped

 * Hamm: All right, let's re-route this one more time. At precisely 32-ish. Exhibit A: Woody was kidnapped. Exhibit B: The kidnapper.
 * Cheezi: Uh, I don't think he had a beard like that.
 * Hamm: Right. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.
 * Chungu: No, bigger than that.
 * Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
 * Janja: Eh, let's just go over Exhibit F: The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle was fleeing the scene in this direction. Oh, wait, it was actually right.
 * Rex: How do you spell FBI?
 * Janja: My crime scene!
 * Deema: What was that for, Wreck-spill-a?!
 * Rex: I didn't know it was a crime scene.
 * Gil: Excuse me, Excuse me! A little quiet please. Thank you.
 * Nonny: Huh?
 * Gil: Was it "Lazy Toy Brain"? No! "Lousy Try Brian"? Agh!
 * Rubble: What's the matter, guys?
 * Buzz: There's some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's ID tag.
 * Molly: But what was it?
 * Gil: "Liz try bran"? No!
 * Zuma: Dude, it's just a license plate.
 * Mr. Potato Head: He's right. It's just a jumble of letters.
 * Hamm: Yeah, and there are about 3.5 million registered cars in the Tri-County area alone.
 * Rocky: Besides, it'll be hard to tell which one.
 * Oona: I'm agreeing with Rocky on this one.
 * Cheezi They're right.
 * Nonny: I don't see why you bother with ID tags. There's no point in sitting here writing a bunch of words.
 * Janja: Well, we do have criminal identifying to get to.
 * Gil: "Lou's thigh burn"? Argh!
 * Mr. Potato Head: Oh, this can't help. Let's leave our friends with their toys.
 * Gil: Toy. Toy. Toy? That's it! It must've been Al's Toy Barn!
 * Everyone: Al's Toy Barn?
 * Molly: Etch, do you remember the man in the chicken suit?
 * (Etch draws Al in a chicken suit)
 * Rex: (gasps) It's the chicken man!
 * Buzz: That's our guy.
 * Janja: I knew there was something I hate about that chicken.

That's Where I need to go

 * Rex: I can't find it.
 * Marshall: He's right, it's not on any of these channels.
 * Buzz: Keep looking.
 * Deema: Oh, for crying out loud, lemme do it!
 * (changes the channels really fast)
 * Cheezi: It's too fast.
 * Chungu: How can you even tell what's on?
 * Deema: I can tell.
 * (And she keeps changing the channels even when Al's commercial appeared)
 * Buzz: There it is! We made it!
 * Rex: Back, back, back!
 * Deema: Too late. I'm in the 40s. Gotta go 'round the horn. It's faster.
 * (She kept pressing until it reaches Al's commercial, and everyone stops her)

Now let's move out

 * Buzz: Good work, guys. 2 blocks down only 19 more to go.
 * Mr. Potato Head: What?
 * Nonny, Janja, Cheezi, Chungu, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Skye, Rex, Hamm and Slinky: 19?
 * Deema: You know what? I've discovered 3 important things. A: We have no idea where we are, B: We've been running and/or searching for 2 blocks, C: I've caught a bug in my eye. A Bug!
 * Gil: Come on, you guys. Did Woody give up when Sid strapped Buzz to an explosive rocket?
 * Deema, Nonny, Janja, Cheezi, Chungu, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Skye, Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Hamm and Slinky: No.
 * Gil: No!
 * Molly: And did he give up when he was trying to prove he was not guilty?
 * Deema, Nonny, Janja, Cheezi, Chungu, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Skye, Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Hamm and Slinky: No.
 * Molly: No!
 * Buzz: And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
 * Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring that up.
 * Janja: No, he's right.
 * Buzz: We have a friend in need. (then the USA flag appears behind him) And we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!
 * Cheezi: Ooh, USA flag.
 * Chungu: Alright, we're still in.
 * Marshall: Don't count me out yet.
 * Rubble: Rescuers on the double!
 * Janja: I'll give myself broken legs any day I want. Even though I don't want to.
 * Deema: We'll never give up.
 * Nonny: I agree!
 * Buzz: Good. Now let's move out!

Crossing the Road

 * Deema: All in favor of going home say I.
 * Janja: I.
 * Cheezi: I.
 * Chungu: I.
 * Rex: I.
 * Deema: Okay, let's go.
 * (but Gil grabs her shoulder)
 * Gil: We'll have to cross.
 * (making most of everyone gasp)
 * Rubble: We can't do that.
 * Chase: We'll get flaten!
 * Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a mashed potato.
 * Slinky: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
 * Molly: There's gotta be a safe way.
 * (Gil then saw something which gives him an idea. Later, the traffic lights change from green to red after some cars pass. A bunch of traffic cones are on the pavement)
 * Gil: Okay, team, we gotta move fast. On three we'll run and get to the other side. Three! (The cones then move across the road. Rex whimpers nervously in his cone. The Traffic lights turn from red to green and cars come rolling towards our heroes) Drop! (Everyone stop and dropped their cones. A car swerved to avoid them and went into some spikes on a driveway, punctuating the tires, another car crashes into it) Go! (they moved until Gil heard some more cars) Drop!
 * (but only some of them drop)
 * Molly: He said drop!
 * (They drop and cars swerved to avoid the cones, results in a crash and a wheel rolling)
 * Gil: Go! (and so, they move on. As Hamm mutters to himself, a monster truck came zooming over his cone, making it spin around for a sec before stopping. Hamm shook himself and walked on. Then Gil heard more cars coming) Drop! (They do so, and a car swerved around to avoid it then a truck with a concrete pipe which braked, making its trailer move around in a big U turn) Go!
 * (And so, they did. Then as the trailer leans, the chains holding the pipe breaks and it roll off the trailer and onto the road. Mr. Potato Head's shoe got stuck on some gum. Mr Potato Head stops and search for his shoe until he finally touches it. As the pipe roll towards him, he strains to get his shoe free until he finally gets it free and ran to the other side just as the pipe rolled to the gum and got it stuck to its side. Our heroes arrived on the other side of the road and put the cones down)
 * Mr. Potato Head: Ah, that went well.
 * (All the cars are all piled up and the pipe roll towards a pole and knocked it to the road)
 * Buzz: Good job, troops. We're that much closer to Woody.
 * (And so, they all walk to Al's Toy Barn, unaware that Al's apartment is on the other side and it's where Woody is)

Climbing to the Top of Floor 23

 * Janja: Oh boy, heights are on my list.
 * Marshall: Mine too. (suddenly Hamm's coins fell)
 * Hamm: Uh oh. Hey, heads up down there!
 * Deema: Ow! (spits one out)
 * Slinky: Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.
 * Mr. Potato Head: Hey! (spits the coins off) How much farther Buzz?
 * Utility Belt Buzz: Half. Way. There.
 * (still struggling to climb while Rex is seen straining)
 * Gil: What's wrong, Rex?
 * Rex: My arms can't hold on much longer!

Rex's Battering Ram Head

 * (Inside the vent, Utility Belt Buzz runs ahead and scans the area as our heroes walk wearily behind him)
 * Utility Belt Buzz: (talking into his wrist communicator) Mission log. Have reached Zurg's command deck. But no sign of him or his other captives.
 * (Then they heard Woody's voice through the vent)
 * Woody: Please! No!
 * Slinky: That's Woody! (howls)
 * Gil: This way!
 * (They run towards the cover)
 * Woody: Please! Please, no! No! No, no, no!
 * Janja: How can we see what's goin' on?
 * Woody: I'm begging you!
 * Jessie: Take that!
 * Woody: I'm begging you! No more!
 * (Utility Belt Buzz uses one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes to see what's going on through the bars of the grill)
 * Mr Potato Head: To the left.
 * Nonny: No, your left.
 * Jessie: Take that!
 * Woody: Please! You're killin' me!
 * Mr Potato Head: Take it up higher.
 * Utility Belt Buzz: What's happening?!
 * Mr. Potato Head: (frightened) Oh, it's horrible! They're torturing him!
 * (our heroes gasp)
 * Rex: What are we gonna do?! (then Gil has an idea. In seconds, they are using Rex as a battering ram) But I don't wanna use my head!
 * (Everyone yells as they charged out through the cover and into the apartment, crashing into the box on the way and all groaned when they came out)
 * Prospector: What's going on here?
 * Woody: Buzz, guys! Hey, how did you find us?
 * Utility Belt Buzz: Watch yourself!
 * (He pounces on Woody, pinning him down to the floor)
 * Slinky: We're here to spring ya, Woody!
 * Prospector: Aaaaah!
 * (Deema jumps on the Prospector's box, knocking it over)
 * Deema: I've got one, guys! I've got one!
 * Mr. Potato Head: Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!
 * (But instead of his angry eyes, Mr. Potato Head put his extra shoes on and walk into a cupboard, leaving Jessie in bewilderment at this antic)
 * Woody: Hold it, now! Hey, you don't understand! These are my friends!
 * Rex: Yeah, we're his friends!
 * Woody: No, Rex, I meant they're my friends!
 * (Slinky, Bullseye, Cheezi and Chungu growled at each other)
 * Jessie: Hey, stop it! You leave him alone, springy--
 * Janja: I don't think so!
 * (Slinky wraps himself around Jessie and Bullseye)
 * Jessie: Hey!
 * Molly: That's all the killers!
 * Gil: Alright, let's go!
 * Woody: Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!
 * Mr. Potato Head: Retreat!
 * Rex: Quick! To the vent!
 * Hamm: Let's go!
 * Jessie: They're stealing him!
 * Prospector: No!
 * (Our heroes yell for victory as they run towards the vent until....)
 * Buzz: Hold it right there!
 * Everyone: Buzz?
 * Utility Belt Buzz: You again!
 * Buzz: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
 * Woody: Buzz, what is going on?
 * Utility Belt Buzz: Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear and I'm in charge of this detachment.
 * Buzz: No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.
 * Utility Belt Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear!
 * Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear!
 * (Cheezi and Chungu look confused at this)
 * Cheezi: I don't get it.
 * Chungu: Me neither. They look exactly the same.
 * Buzz and Utility Belt Buzz: WHAT?!
 * Utility Belt Buzz: Don't let this impostor fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
 * (Buzz opens his doppelganger's helmet and he began to choke and gasping for air just like the old one did when Woody opened his helmet. Woody and everyone else look at Buzz in confusion and uncertainly until Buzz lifted his boot up to show Andy's name written on the sole of it)
 * Everyone: Buzz!
 * (Woody shake his hand and Buzz patted Slinky on the head)
 * Janja: I knew that guy was too exactly like you Buzz. Sorry, I didn't put it all together until now.
 * Deema: So... what should we do with him?
 * (points at Utility Belt Buzz as he puts his helmet back on and stand up, looking confused at this)
 * Utility Belt Buzz: Will somebody please explain what's going on?
 * Buzz: It's all right, space ranger. (he whispers) It's a code 546.
 * Utility Belt Buzz: (gasps) You mean it's a...
 * Gil: Yes.
 * Utility Belt Buzz: And he's a...
 * Janja: Oh, yeah.
 * (Utility Belt Buzz gasps and runs to Woody, bows and grab his hand)
 * Utility Belt Buzz: Your Majesty.
 * (Woody chuckles awkwardly and took his hand away)
 * Nonny: Woody, you're in danger here.
 * Marshall: We need to leave now.
 * Rex: Al's selling you to a toy museum.
 * Deema: In Japan!
 * Woody: I know! It's OK, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
 * Rex: What?
 * Chungu: Have you gone mad?!
 * Cheezi: Are you crazy?
 * Woody: Look, the thing is... I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll, and these guys are my Roundup gang.
 * Buzz: Woody, what are you talking about?
 * Woody: What am I talking about? Woody's Roundup! Oh, it's this great old TV show, and I was the star. (He uses his boot to press the remote to turn on the TV which plays Woody's Roundup with footage of Woody riding Bullseye) See, now, look! Look! Look at me! See? That's me!
 * Hamm: This is weirding me out.
 * Chase: Me too.
 * Skye: Even I don't get it.
 * Woody: Buzz, it was a national phenomenon. And there was all this merchandise that just got packed up. Oh, you should've seen it. There was a record player and a yo-yo... Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
 * Rubble: "Was"?
 * Gil: Woody, stop this nonsense, and let's go.
 * Woody: Nah, Gil, (sighs) I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
 * Buzz: Woody, you're not a collector's item.
 * Molly: You're a child's plaything.

Elevator Fight

 * Buzz: Hurry, I can hear them coming.
 * (But then as they reached the top, they gasp for appearing on the lift was....)
 * Makucha: Well, well, well, look what we have here.
 * Gil: Out of the way, Makucha!
 * (But the villains still wanna fight)
 * Molly: Let us through, Makucha! We don't have time for this!
 * Makucha: No one tells me to move. Not without a fight. It would upset our special guest. Wouldn't it, Chuluun?
 * Chuluun: Yep. And here he comes now.

Our heroes vs. Stinky Pete

 * Aliens: The Mystic Portal! Ooh.
 * Buzz: Once we go through, we just need to find that case.
 * [But as they went inside the baggage sorting area, they saw lots and lots of cases as far as the eye can see. Mr. Potato Head gasps, stunned by the sight of all the baggage, making his angry eyes and spare shoes fell out of his back storage compartment. They slide down a ramp to a conveyor belt and land in a heap]
 * Deema: Ow! There's the case!
 * [The green case appears far away from them]
 * Marshall: No, there's the case!
 * [Another green case appears below them]
 * Gil: You guys take this one! We'll take that one!
 * Janja: Other way, around!
 * Gil: You take that one! We'll take this one!
 * [while the others went after the other green case, Buzz, Gil, Molly and Slinky go after the green case. They hop over a case, but Slinky's back end gets caught on the handle and the case went onto another conveyor belt]
 * Slinky: Whoa-oa! Buzz! Buzz! My back end's goin' to Baton Rouge! Aaaaaah!
 * [He gets dragged away]
 * Buzz: Slinky!
 * [The others are almost caught up with the green case]
 * Hamm: Here we come, Woody! Woody, here we come! Here we come! Woody!
 * [They open it to saw cameras inside it and not Woody]
 * Deema, Nonny, Janja, Cheezi, Chungu, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Skye, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm and Rex: Awww!
 * Nonny: Wait! I got an idea.
 * [The scene changes to Buzz, Gil and Molly as they run towards Al's case. They managed to catch up with it and open it]
 * Buzz: Okay, Woody, let's go!
 * [Then Prospector pops up and punches him, making him stagger back and fall off the conveyor belt]
 * Molly: Buzz!
 * Prospector: Take that, space toy!
 * Gil: Hey, pick on someone your own size!
 * [and the two of them wrestle and roll across the conveyor belt till Prospector kicks him off and into Molly and they fell off the belt]
 * Prospector: Stupid kids.
 * Woody: Hey! No one calls my friends stupid!
 * [Woody pounces on Prospector, pushing him out of the case and the two of them wrestle and roll across the conveyor belt til Prospector kicks him off him. Woody lands on the belt. Prospector walks over to Woody and uses his pickaxe to rip his arm, the same one the cleaner fixed earlier]
 * Prospector: Your choice, Woody: You can go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed you once, he can fix ya again. Now, get in the box!
 * Woody: Never!
 * Prospector: Fine!
 * [He raises his pickaxe to tear them apart when...]
 * Gil: The man said "No"!
 * [our heroes then use the cameras to blind him and run towards him]
 * Prospector: No!
 * [Buzz grabs him by the back and hoist him up, making him drop his pickaxe]
 * Buzz: Gotcha!
 * Prospector: IDIOTS! Children destroy toys! You'll all be ruined, forgotten! Spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
 * Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime. [he smiles and points to off screen something] Right over there, guys!
 * Prospector: No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!