Chocolate with Nut-Cases/Transcript

This is the transcript of Chocolate with Nut-Cases from Bubble Guppies: Gil - Janja - Marshall - Rango: The 4 Musketeers: The Series.

Opening

 * (the episode opens with Gil waiting inside of a mailbox for the mail to arrive and when the mailman came...)
 * King Gil the Musketeer: Hi, Mailman. (but the mailman screams and runs away) Okay see you tomorrow.
 * Janja the Musketeer: Hey, the mail's here. What we get?
 * Gil: Hmm, let's see, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, taxes, bills-- Hey a magazine. That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to fancy living digest. (opens the magazine)
 * Gil and Janja: Wow.
 * Gil: Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living! This guy's so rich he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool in his swimming pool.
 * Janja: That guy's got shoes.
 * Gil: That's it, Janja. We'll become entrepreneurs.
 * Janja: What does that mean?
 * Nonny: An entrepreneur is a person who organizes and operates a business.
 * Gil: Quick, J. Without thinking, if you can have anything in the world right now what would it be?
 * Janja: Uh, more time for thinking?
 * Gil: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for.
 * Janja: A chocolate bar?
 * Gil: Great idea Janja. We'll become Travelling-Chocolate Bar-Sells Men.
 * (and so, they ran to the store, meanwhile with Marshall and Rango)
 * Marshall the Musketeer: There we go.
 * Rango the Musketeer: Are we done yet, Marshall? It's passed the start of our day off and I like to go to the beach.
 * (a telephone then starts ringing)
 * Marshall: I got it! I got it! I got it!
 * (but Rango already answers the phone)
 * Rango: Hello?
 * Marshall: Oof!
 * Rango: Sorry, sir. We're--
 * (Molly grabs the phone)
 * Queen Molly of France: Hello, what I can do for you? (and phone speaks) Pizza? Of course, we have Pizza.
 * Rango: Uh, you're high--
 * Molly: I'll have one of my bodyguards bring it to you right over.
 * (and she hangs up the phone)
 * Rango: Your highness, we don't serve pizza. (but pizza restaurant is seen close by) Okay, but we don't deliver.
 * Lieutenant Jasiri: Oh, we girls don't deliver. But you boys do.
 * (and the four girls laughed to enjoy themselves)
 * Rango: Can't we just get Marshall to do--
 * Everest the Lady-in-Waiting: Great idea.
 * Lieutenant Beans: Take him with you.
 * (and the four ladies continue to enjoy themselves)
 * Rango: Oh, brother.

Transcript #2

 * (the episode reopens with Gil and Janja carrying loads and loads of chocolate bars)
 * Gil: Fancy living, here we come.
 * Janja: Make way for a couple of entrepreneurs.
 * Gil: Okay, Janja, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead. (knocks on the door) Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some (holds up a chocolate bar) chocolate?
 * Crazy Customer: Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?
 * Janja: Yes, sir. With or without nuts.
 * Crazed Customer: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
 * Janja: I think we should...
 * Gil: Run?
 * Janja: Yes.
 * (Then they slowly back away, and then run off with the crazed customer chasing them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene then cuts to Marshall and Rango)
 * Marshall: Front end... check. Antenna. (touches the car antenna making it vibrate) check. Bumper ...check. Bumper sticker... (bumper sticker says "Nice uncheck, Naughty check") ...check. (uncaps the tire pressure and puts his mouth in it, causing him to inflate like a balloon, and talk in a squeaky, high-pitched voice while he is now the size of a giant parade balloon) Tire pressure! (blows out the rest of the pressure in Rango's face, returning him to his normal size and voice) ...check. Vehicle inspection complete! We're really making history here, Rango. That lucky customer is gonna get the first Pizza from France ever!
 * Rango: Good. Then you drive.
 * Marshall: Uh, I can't. I'm still in driving school.
 * Rango: Come on, brother. It's just around the corner.
 * Marshall: Uh, yeah. but- but-
 * Rango: Just do what you do in school.
 * Marshall: Well, okay. Uh, okay. Wait, don't tell me.
 * Rango: Back it up.
 * Marshall: Huh?
 * Rango: Back... it up.
 * Marshall: Right, back... it up. Hm?
 * Rango: Back it up!
 * Marshall: Okay, okay! I-I-I'm doing it.
 * Rango: Shift into reverse, Marshall.
 * Marshall: Reverse? Oh, yeah, reverse.
 * (He then imagines the words "FORWARD" and "BACKWARD" turning into Korean characters, 앞으로가 (FORWARD) and 뒤로가 (BACKWARD))
 * Rango: Back it up!
 * Marshall: (shifts gears) Backing up! Backing up!
 * (backs up the car really fast)
 * Rango: (tries to get the wheel) Gimme the wheel, Marshall. Give me the wheel!
 * Marshall: Backing up! Backing up! Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack-i-i-i-i-i-ng up!
 * (they go over a bumpy area with rocks and then they spin around and around and around, screaming. Meanwhile...)
 * Gil: Okay, so the first guy didn't make the count. But this must be our real first step. (A con man opens the door) Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?
 * Con man: Chocolate bars, eh?
 * Gil: Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!
 * Con man: Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise! (Janja is shown holding many chocolate bars in a pair of pants) No, no no no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?
 * Gil and Janja: Oh, most certainly, sir!
 * Con man: Well, (chuckles) no self-respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these!
 * (holds up a bright-orange bag)
 * Gil: Wow... what is it?
 * Con man: It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort! But I'm wasting my time. [walks inside] You don't need these bags.
 * Gil and Janja: We need 'em! We need 'em!
 * (The con man grins, the scene changes to the con man counting money. Gil is carried away with armfuls of bags by Janja)
 * Con man: So long, boys! Happy hunting! (laughs when the two aren't looking) Suckers.
 * (walks back inside)
 * Gil and Janja: (singing as they run off) Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!
 * Gil: Let's try next door!
 * (Janja walks up, and Gil rings the doorbell, the same con man comes out)
 * Con man: Yes?
 * Gil: Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?
 * Con man: I... don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags.
 * (holds up two large maroon bags)
 * Janja: We'll take twenty!
 * (Meanwhile Marshall is still driving the car backwards over five hills)
 * Marshall: Backing up. Backing up. Backing up. Backing up. (then car stops with no fuel left) Backing up.
 * Rango: Well... you backed up. And you know what? I think we're out of gas. And you know what else? (echoes) WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
 * Marshall: And you know what else else? I think the pizza's getting cold.
 * Rango: And the pizza's cold? Oh, the pizza's cold. Not the pizza! Oh, how could it get any worse?!
 * (kicks boat and the car's gasoline becomes full again and it drives away into the distance without them)
 * Marshall: Well, we can still deliver it on foot.
 * (a few minutes later they kept walking)