Bubble Guppies get Looney Tunes: Back in Action/Transcript

Opening

 * [The movie opens in a city with the title appears "Bubble Guppies get Looney Tunes: Back in Action". Here we see people running panickily all over. Then we see Porky and Speedy arriving in a police car]
 * Porky Pig: Send b-b-b-backup!
 * [then we see a monstrous pipe organ vehicle and the driver is Elmer Fudd playing the organ]
 * Elmer Fudd: Shh, be vewy, vewy, quiet. I'm on a wireless wampage! (giggles)
 * [then we see Bugs being picked up by vehicle. The scene changes to Daffy Duck as buff superhero flying down toward us]
 * Speedy Gonzales: Look! Look, up in the sky!
 * Porky Pig: It's a b-b-bird. It's a p-p-p-plane.
 * [Daffy smiles at the binoculars]
 * Speedy Gonzales: No, it's sobor.
 * [then Daffy is seen standing in front of Elmer's path]
 * Elmer Fudd: Cwush! Destroy! [Daffy dodges the first attack. But gets grabbed by another claw. Then, Daffy sees a target chip and plucks a feather from his butt and uses it to destroy the machine] AH! Uh-oh.
 * [the machine then explodes as Daffy flies towards us until...]
 * Warner: Hold on.
 * Daffy Duck: Yes, but I'm- I'm- I'm just starting...
 * Brothers: Just a minute, there.
 * Daffy Duck: Uhh, Brothers, Warner. Did I mention there's a love story?
 * Warner: You killed Elmer.
 * Brothers: You can't kill Elmer.
 * Daffy Duck: Oh, he comes back from the dead later. Horribly starred and even more insane. Kids love it.
 * Elmer Fudd: I don't wanna play a cwazy clown! I'm afwaid of clowns!
 * [Then he leaves the room crying. Bugs Bunny comes in]
 * Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up doc? Hey Bobby, how's the wife? Hey, Chuck, nice nose job. Thanks, girls. Mel, good tip on that rug. Where do we start? That was close. Pardon me.
 * Daffy Duck: The pleasure is mine.
 * Bugs Bunny: Fellas, I think Daff's right. Maybe I'll take a vacation. Go visit my 542 nieces and nephews.

Going to Las Vegas

 * DJ Drake: Dad.
 * Daffy Duck: Diamond? I'm rich! [his eyes turned into dollar signs, then his head turns into a bag full of diamond that opens spilling diamonds all over the place then his head pops up] I've joined the Leisure class.
 * Raphael: Don, you tracked his location?
 * Donatello: Uh, yes and no.
 * [then everybody is seen staring at him]
 * Nonny: Yes and no?!
 * Donatello: I got all caught in the show and forgot.
 * Makini: You forgot?!
 * Leonardo: Oh, come on!
 * Michelangelo: So, what do you think their doing to him, right now?
 * Molly: I don't know.
 * Gil: I suggest we better find out for ourselves.

Makucha and Yosemite Sam

 * Makucha: And once you get the heroes bring them to me dead or alive. Or our deal is over.
 * Yosemite Sam: Okay. You want the varmints and what they come for. I got you. But what's in it for old Sam?
 * [Chuluun and Ora them show him a chest of gold and jewelry]
 * Makucha: These.
 * [Sam laughs happy until Makucha repeatedly smashes the chest on his head making him dazed]
 * Yosemite Sam: (dazed) I got you.

Daffy and Makini's talk

 * Makini: Say, Daffy. What are we gonna do when we get our life back anyway?
 * Daffy Duck: O-Our life?
 * Makini: You know, when we're through saving the world and such.
 * Daffy Duck: We?! Makini, there's no "we". There's no "our". There's just "me" and "my" life. And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a 10-foot wall around my pond.
 * [turns on his side]
 * Makini: You cut me deep, Daff. You cut me real deep just now. Hey, you know what I think. I think this whole wall thing is just to keep someone out.
 * Daffy Duck: No. You think?
 * [turns on his side again]
 * Makini: Are you sure you're not hiding something?
 * Daffy Duck: Yes, I'm sure.
 * [turns on his back]
 * Makini: Oh, this is another one of those Bugs problems, isn't it?
 * Daffy Duck: No. This is one of those drop it and leave it alone things!
 * Makini: Then why don't you wanna talk about it?
 * Daffy Duck: Why do you want to talk about it?
 * Makini: Then why are you blocking?
 * Daffy Duck: I'm not blocking.
 * Makini: Oh, yes you are.
 * Daffy Duck: Makini, I'm warning you.
 * Makini: Who are you trying to keep out, just tell me that, Daffy!
 * Daffy Duck: Everyone! Okay?!
 * [Makini was silenced by this]
 * Makini: Oh, now we're getting somewhere!
 * Daffy Duck: Oh, for the love of Pete!
 * Makini: Hey, what's your problem, Daffy? Why are you against the whole world, anyway?
 * Daffy Duck: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me! People take one look at me and go "DUCK SEASON! FIRE!" (sighs) They always treated me like trash. I mean, they like Bugs better than me. All he does is munch on a carrot and people love him.
 * [Makini walks over to Daffy and sit down beside him]
 * Makini: You know? When we met, I didn't think you were trash.
 * Daffy Duck: Yeah, I know.