Bubble Guppies: Gil - Janja - Marshall - Rango: The 4 Musketeers/Transcript

This is the transcript of Bubble Guppies: Gil - Janja - Marshall - Rango: The 4 Musketeers.

Opening

 * Bob: Hi folks, I'm Bob the Tomato.
 * Larry: And I'm Larry the Cucumber.
 * Bob: Welcome to Veggietales. Today we got a letter from... (horse neighing) Huh? What?
 * Gil: Whoa, there Spaghetti. Good girl. (he, Janja, Marshall and Rango jumped down from the horse)
 * Marshall: Hold it right there, you fiends!
 * Gil: In the name of Princess Molly of France, (swipes the letter from Bob) you 2 are under arrest for being good hosts. Hi ya Larry.
 * Janja: Hi ya Larry.
 * Marshall: Hi ya Larry.
 * Rango: Hi ya Larry.
 * Larry: Hi guys.
 * Bob: Wait a minute, you guys are the 4 musketeers. You're not supposed to actually arrest anyone.
 * Rango: We changed our ways.
 * Janja: We've been convicted. (pinch of silence) Actually we've been bored.
 * Gil: It seems staying in France is kind of boring.
 * Marshall: So, we decided to stay here and have some fun.
 * Janja and Rango: Yeah!
 * Gil: Men, permission to let ourselves have fun?
 * Janja, Marshall and Rango: Permission granted, sir. (and so, they start having fun)
 * Bob: You know anything about this?
 * Larry: Well, I knew they were getting antsy.
 * Janja: Antsy.
 * Rango: Antsys in me pantsys.
 * Bob: Look, I'm glad to see you guys are finally doing stuff. But couldn't you go find some real crooks? Did you have to go this far?
 * Gil: Oh, come on Bob. We are new at this.
 * Janja: Yeah. We couldn't think of nothing else.
 * Marshall: Well, scrapbooking. But that's hardly appropriate.
 * Rango: That wasn't an actual suggestion. He means we can't wait to show off our movie.
 * Larry: You're movie?
 * Gil: Of course. It's our very movie that we directed and now we're going to give everyone a world premiere.
 * Bob: So, you want Larry and me to just step aside while you take over the show?
 * Gil: Yup.
 * Janja: Uh huh.
 * Marshall: Pretty much.
 * Rango: You got it.
 * Bob: Oh yeah, you guys work alone. How silly of me to forget? Look, I-I don't know.
 * Rango: Come on, Bob. Give us a shot.
 * Janja: Before we sink back into indicative.
 * Gil: Interminable slothfulness.
 * Marshall: And the life of disappointment.
 * Larry: It is they're premiere, Bob.
 * Bob: Oh. Alright. (and he and Larry left)
 * Gil: Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. I am Musketeer Gil.
 * Janja: I am Musketeer Janja.
 * Marshall: I am Musketeer Marshall.
 * Rango: And I am Musketeer Rango.
 * Gil: Welcome to the Muppet Theater. Tonight, we bring you the world premiere of our very own movie: The 4 Musketeers. Come aboard.
 * Janja: Oh boy.
 * Marshall: This is going to be exciting.
 * Rango: I know, right?!

The Opening of the Movie

 * Gil: Okay, that's everybody.
 * Deema: Checking lights.
 * Zuma: Say has anybody seen Steel?
 * Molly: I'll get him. (then the title appears "Bubble Guppies: Gil - Janja - Marshall - Rango: The 4 Musketeers")

Our story begins...

 * Steel: Greeting's ladies and gentlemen, I'm so glad you're here for the big story, starring me your handsome narrator. (the gang looks embarrassed) Today I'll tell you the story of (showing a poster of Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango as musketeers) The 4 Musketeers. Our story begins... in the gutter, where 3 street urchin brothers: Janja, Marshall and Rango struggle for survival. Little that they know something real marvelous was bound to happen.

Janja, Marshall and Rango save and meet their new brother: Gil

 * Rango: The abandoned Haunted Trap House Fun House. No one's ever returned from there alive.
 * Janja: Relax, Rango. There's a guy walking inside right-- Huh?
 * Red: Operation: Hurt that kid, is a go.
 * Chuck and Bomb: Right.
 * Marshall: Oh well, we'd tried. (But Janja grabs Marshall before he walked off)
 * Janja: We have to get those 3 away from that kid.
 * Marshall: What?!
 * Rango: Now, Janja. Let's try to be reasonable about this: we could get someone right now or let the birds get the kid stay low until those birds go away.
 * Marshall: I may be a smart dog, but I do not know want to know what death is. (but Janja is already gone)
 * Rango: Hey where'd Janja go? (then they see Janja running into the Haunted Trap House Fun House then they are now confessed and headed into the house)
 * Gil: For the last time, I do not know what you're talking about.
 * Red: Sure, you don't. (just then Marshall ran in front of Gil face to face with Red, Chuck and Bomb)
 * Janja: That-a-boy, Marshall. Now make a distraction.
 * Marshall: Um, uh- (then he nervously farts making Red, Chuck and Bomb feel disgusted)
 * Janja: Well, that was a neat distraction.
 * Gil: Nice. I sure wish I could do that.
 * Marshall: Uh, thanks?
 * Red: You're going to pay for that!
 * Janja: Well unfortunately for you, we don't have money. (throws a board at Red) RUN! (and he leads Gil, Marshall, Rango and Bubble Puppy all around the house, then they ran up to the roof)
 * Red: It's all over, kiddies.
 * Chuck: No place to run.
 * Bomb: No place to hide.
 * Marshall: I recommend we should push them off.
 * Janja: Not until we see the white of their eyes.
 * Gil: Are you crazy?!
 * Rango: Their starting to be pupal apparently little white.
 * Janja: They got have a little bit of white right?
 * Gil, Marshall and Rango: Not quite so ever.
 * Janja: But what if they look a little bit far too the left? (then Janja punches Red, as the flagpole loses it's top and send everyone flying Gil, Janja, Marshall, Rango and Bubble Puppy one way and Red, Chuck and Bomb to jail)
 * Chuck: So, we're in jail again.
 * Red and Bomb: Yup.
 * Chuck: Shall we speak to boss right now?
 * Red and Bomb: Nope.
 * Janja: Rango, tell me what just happened.
 * Rango: I think we just send a pack of bad guys to jail.
 * Janja: Boys, we did it. Mission accomplished. Hey, we could do our thing. High one! (Janja, Marshall and Rango give multiple high five then Gil slaps Janja's butt) Whoa, hey now.
 * Gil: Sorry, I was just really interested of doing that. Too bad, me and my friend don't have a home. (but as Janja, Marshall and Rango looked back and remember saving Gil they have made a decision)
 * Janja: You know what you've got kid? You got us, we have each other, if that ain't a family (puts his newly found musketeer hat on Gil) I don't know what is. (then Gil hugs him) Welcome to the Brother clan, Gil and Bubble Puppy. So, Rango what's our next unbelievable moment?
 * Rango: Well, there's a 20% certain where we're still doomed.
 * Janja: And the other 80%?
 * Rango: Adventuring the world like no family of brothers has ever seen before.
 * Gil: I'll take that action.
 * Marshall: But where are we going?
 * Janja: The future bros. The Glorious Future.
 * Steel: But as the days passed their dream is still as far away as ever. You see before their dream can come true, our heroes must learn the real meaning of the musketeer creed: All for one and One for all!

All for One and One for All

 * Steel: And I just happen to have a song about it. (the song begins) All for One! Hey~
 * Everyone:  All for One and One for All~ Musketeers sing: All for One and One for All~ If you dare to cross our path prepare to fall~ Cause we'll fight you~ All for one and One for all~ And All for One and One for all! And All for one and ALL~ 

Yes sir: Janitors today, Musketeers tomorrow

 * (Gil is seen polishing a boot, Janja is moping the floor his sponges on his paws, Marshall is tightening the pipes and Rango is polishing some fire torches)
 * Gil: Yes sir: Janitors today, Musketeers tomorrow. (Bubble Puppy barks as he brings Gil the hat Janja gave to him) Hey, my lucky musketeer hat. Thanks, boy. Remember when Janja found this hat boy? (Bubble Puppy nodding in agreement) Well, I just met some musketeers and guess what. They autographed my hat. I sure can't wait to be a great hero. (Janja then bonks Gil on the head) Ah! Be careful Janja.
 * Janja: Sorry, Gil. It's just I can't wait to be a great big hero neither. And boy. do I have pretty good ideas.
 * Gil: You do?

So small




Princess Molly of France




The Bird Brothers' boss

 * Chuck: Who's gonna tell him about the bad news?
 * Bomb: I don't know. I don't even wanna do it.
 * Red: Yeah, I told him last time and I don't believe I'm doing twice.

Captain Gonzo and Princess Molly's conversation

 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Your highness, so glad you could grace us with your loyal lovely appearances. So, what's seems to be the matter?
 * Princess Molly: What's the matter? I WANT BODYGUARDS!
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Come again?
 * Princess Molly: Musketeer bodyguards. (the Musketeers singing as they are training but also being silly than protective)
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Ouch. Uh, bodyguards. Um, absolutely. Just uh, let check my schedule here. Uh, how about first thing tomorrow morning?
 * Princess Molly: Well, I hope so. Thanks to your incompetence this whole thing has been a pain in the neck. (and she left)
 * Rizzo: Ooh, I'll show you pain in the-- (Gonzo silences him)
 * Princess Molly: What was that?
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Oh nothing.
 * Frenchy: 10 minutes later.
 * Rizzo: Oh, this is so, so bad.
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Oh, would you calm down? We're just gonna have to think of something smart that's all.
 * Rizzo: Hey, what about the 4 clowns?
 * Janja: Pancakes, cornflakes, scrambled eggs~
 * Rango: Buttered toast and apple jam~
 * Janja and Rango: Tonight, is me who~ (kept on singing)
 * Gil and Marshall: Janja! Rango! Slow down! (but once again the janitors mess their duty which gives Gonzo a good idea)
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Rizzo: Albanian Chicken Juice? (short silence)
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: No.

Congratulations boys




The Musketeers meet Princess Molly and Everest the lady-in-waiting




Time to go and snatch the princess

 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Boys, do you think you have enough time to go snatch the princess?
 * Chuck: Yeah, I think.
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Well, QUIT THINKING AND DO IT! The opera's only 2 days away. (Opera poster singing in opera)
 * Rizzo: Turn around tune. (chuckles)
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Oh brother, never mind.
 * Bomb: So, how can we help?
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: I want you to grab her, find a remote tower somewhere and lock her away forever.
 * Rizzo: Oh, don't tell me: you know the tower.
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Yes, as a matter a fact I do.
 * Rizzo: Type casting.

Bad guys!




Defeat the Bird Brothers

 * Gil: Hey, Jay. This door is stuck!
 * Janja: Don't worry, I'll get it open! (charges towards the door and then Gil noticed a sign that says pull then he pulls the door open)
 * Gil: Janja wait. I've got it-- Whoa! (and Janja speeds up to the top)
 * Rango: You did ask him to help.
 * Marshall: So, follow him?
 * Gil and Rango: Yup.

I See the Light

 * Steel: Well, it looks like those two can use a little help... a little singing should help them out.

I've got a problem

 * Steelbeak Gonzo: I've got a problem. Those 4 chowder heads have proven tougher than I thought.
 * Chuck: Yeah, so?
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: SO, QUIT HANGIN' AROUND! We gotta change of plans. Now we're gotta pull the switcheroo tomorrow night... at the opera. (Opera poster singing in opera)
 * Rizzo: That little ditty's startin' to grow on me. (chuckles)
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Oh brother, never mind. Now listen, to get to the princess we're gonna have to beat those guys off one by one.

Janja and Rango are captured!

 * Janja: Hup, 2, 3, um, oh, 4.
 * Rango: Hup, 2, 3, um, oh, 4.

Marshall on Guard




Marshall finds out about Gonzo's plan

 * (Marshall exits the barrel feeling a bit dizzy until)
 * Marshall: Captain Gonzo?
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: I am such in a good mood.
 * Marshall: Thank goodness, that I am glad to see you.
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: What seems to be the matter?
 * Marshall: No time to explain. We gotta leave France, I think those birds are still mad that we defeat them earlier.
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Well, I always knew they would mess up.
 * Marshall: Yeah, you should've seen me running out of the-- (realizes something) Wait. How do you know about all of this?
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Let's say it's for me to know and for anyone to find out. (suddenly a laser appeared in front of Marshall)
 * Marshall: Uh, sir. Is that a death ray?
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: I know, I know. (then Rizzo turns on the laser) Say goodbye, you chicken. (Marshall gasps and pushes Gonzo and Rizzo away from him as he runs for the exit to be blocked by the Bird Brothers)
 * Marshall: No! (and he pushed Red, Chuck and Bomb out of his way and runs out of Gonzo's lair)
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: No! (but Marshall got away just in time) No. No. No! No! No! No! No!
 * Rizzo: It's too late, now what'll we do?!

All Alone




Enjoy your brief stay




Janja and Rango's chains of love




Marshall founds his courage

 * Janja: Hang tight, Gil!
 * Rango: We're coming for you!
 * Marshall: Put me down! Put me down!

Janja, Marshall and Rango save Gil

 * Marshall: Does this boat have room for one more?
 * Janja: Marshall!
 * Rango: You came back. (Bubble Puppy licks Marshall's face)
 * Marshall: Come on, let's go save Gil.
 * Rango: Hmm, mines, oil slick, smoke screen, shield... here we go: Turbo boost. (presses the button and off our heroes went to save their leaderly brother)

I'm sorry that I ran away

 * Rango: Gil?
 * Marshall: Gil?
 * Janja: Gil! Come back to us pal. (then as Gil wakes up he coughs out water) I think he's coming out of it. (then Gil got his breath back he sees his brothers looking at him)
 * Gil: Oh! Rango? Marshall? Janja? But Gonzo told me you and Rango were goners.
 * Janja: Are you kidding? I wouldn't-- Oh! (Gil hugs him) go anywhere without you brother.
 * Marshall: Neither would I.
 * Gil: Oh, Marshall. (and they hug each other) You came back.
 * Marshall: Yeah, of course I did.
 * Rango: We wouldn't let you down Gil, we're your brothers.
 * Janja: Now let's go. We gotta go save the princess. (but Gil just gives a sad look)
 * Gil: Oh, bros. We're not even real musketeers. I mean look at us, we were doom from the start, a bunch of goofballs in way over everyone's heads, who let everybody down, we've failed. (Bubble Puppy sadly whines but then Marshall gives a sad sigh knowing that this was his fault)
 * Marshall: I'm sorry, guys. (Gil, Bubble Puppy, Janja and Rango then all listen to Marshall) I'm sorry that I ran away. I didn't mean for this to happen. But the princess is in trouble. I think there might be a way to stop Gonzo, if the 4 of us stick together--
 * Janja: We can do anything.
 * Rango: And not Gonzo or Rizzo or the Bird Brothers--
 * Gil: Or nobody else can stop us.

Final Battle at the opera




Steelbeak's Demise

 * Steelbeak Gonzo: It's all over, Gil and you're all alone and now with you finally out of the way, getting rid of the princess will be easy as pie. (but then Gil looks up and sees his brothers)
 * Gil: Huh, wanna bet?
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: That's a sucker-bet.
 * Marshall: Yeah. (trips Gonzo) You're the sucker. (and as Rizzo gets Gonzo up...)
 * Gil: Ready musketeers?
 * Gil and Janja: All for one!
 * Marshall and Rango: And one for all!
 * Rizzo: Uh... nice knowing you boss. (and he runs away)
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Uh oh.
 * Rango: How's this for a clown?
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Oof!
 * Marshall: How's this for a coward?
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Ow!
 * Janja: How's this for a doofus?
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Ooh!
 * Gil: And I maybe small Steelbeak, but I have my brothers who make 40 feet tall.
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Aw nuts. (then he gets attacked until Gil knocks him off his feet)
 * Gil: Timber!
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: Oh, what's the point? (then he crashes onto the floor making the audience cheer)

All royal musketeers

 * Princess Molly: In gratitude for saving France, I hereby dub thee Gil, Janja, Marshall, Rango: all royal musketeers. (everyone cheered)
 * Gil: What do you say everybody? All for one
 * Everyone: And one for all! (everybody cheering once more)
 * Steelbeak Gonzo: What are you cheering at?! They stink!
 * Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango: What'll we do about him?
 * Princess Molly: We'll get him later.
 * Steel: Bravo, my friends. Ah, our 4 heroes have finally made their dreams come true. I think this calls for ONE MORE SONG!

Accidentally in Love/The Closing of the Movie




Back at the Countertops

 * Rango: Whoa.
 * Janja: Holy Mackerel!
 * Gil: That was cool.
 * Marshall: Good one. Nice job starting the film Janja.
 * Janja: Um, actually I didn't started it. In fact, I was up here the whole time.
 * Rango: You were?
 * Janja: Mm hm.
 * Gil: Then... if you were here, Marshall was here, Rango's here, I'm here. Hm, who am I forgetting?

Lesson

 * Gil: Okay, here goes. Now in our story my brothers and I learned that if we stick together, we can accomplish anything so hard or risky.
 * Janja: Nice Gil.
 * Marshall: Way to go.
 * Rango: Well, put.
 * Bob: And Marshall learned that if we put our fears aside and help our friends and family that just makes us heroes too.
 * Janja: Mm, he's a pro.