Bubble Guppies and Muppets From Space/Transcript

This is the transcript of Bubble Guppies and Muppets From Space.

Gil and Molly talk with Gonzo

 * Gil: Oh, good morning Gonzo.
 * Molly: Are you excited for the Human-Cannonball contest?
 * Gonzo: Nah, the Electric Mayhem's covering for me. (then the Electric Mayhem is seen walking by)
 * Dr. Teeth: Shalom. (then Animal is seen pushing a big cannon)
 * Animal: Oy!
 * Gil: But- you never miss the chance to shoot yourself out of a cannon.
 * Molly: Wanna talk about it?
 * Gonzo: Huh, nah.
 * Gil and Molly: Really?
 * Gonzo: Well, it's just that I'm sick and tired of being a one-of-a-kind freak that's all.
 * Molly: Gonzo, you are not a one-of-a-kind freak.
 * Gil: Yeah, your just-- just--
 * Gonzo: A whatever?
 * Gil: Actually, I was going to say different.
 * Gonzo: Yeah, you see? You see what I mean? I mean don't even know where I came from or who I am.
 * Nonny: Say, Gil?
 * Gil: Yes?
 * Nonny: Were you waiting for the Halloween costumes?
 * Gil: Yeah.
 * Nonny: Well, you might wanna come outside.
 * Molly: What do you mean?
 * Nonny: Deema's in a fight with two chipmunks who are trying to steal the package.
 * Gil: Oh no. (then he runs outside) Hang on Deema, we're coming! (as Molly turns back at Gonzo)
 * Molly: You know what you are Gonzo? (then Gonzo looks at her)
 * Gonzo: What?
 * Molly: Distinct. (then she runs outside)

C.O.V.N.E.T

 * Edgar Singer: General Makucha, welcome.



Dos Deuces

 * Janja: Alright, it's time to bet Rizzo.
 * Rizzo: Alright, Steak-legs. I'll see you on Maryland crab cakes and I'll raise ya 1958 cheddar cheese never been sniff. (grossing everybody out)
 * Kermit: Crab cakes and cheese, huh?
 * Donkey: Who can beat that?
 * Gonzo: Hey, guys. The cosmic fish have spoken to us. I'M FROM OUTER SPACE!
 * Rizzo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. Donkey are you in or out?
 * Donkey: Yeah, I'm in.
 * Gil: I can't believe it, I just can't believe it!
 * Molly: Neither can I.
 * Gonzo: I'm an alien.
 * Rizzo: What happened? You three look terrible.
 * Gonzo: No, no, no, no Rizzo. We're just fine. (shocking Rizzo until he raced to the drawers leaving Rizzo and his burnt cards)
 * Kermit: Guys, are you sure you're okay?
 * Gil: Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
 * Molly: Maybe a little burnt.
 * Gonzo: Come on, guys. I have to respond. Gotta make contact.
 * Gil and Molly: Right. (and so Gonzo, Gil, Molly and Bubble Puppy ran off with some keys)
 * Rango: Where are they going with those keys?
 * Donkey: Beats me. Flying saucer maybe. (lays down his cards) Dos Deuces.
 * Rizzo: Huh?
 * Donkey: Mr. Groovy wins.
 * Rizzo: Pair of twos?! I swear I had four aces. I really did...
 * Donkey: Ain't no stopping us now. (rubbing in Rizzo's face)

Gonzo, Rizzo, Gil, Molly and Bubble Puppy meet Ed

 * Gil: Careful with our stuff.
 * Rizzo: At least they carried our stuff. Don't hold you're breath for a tip.
 * Ed: As Ambassador on Earth, I welcome you.
 * Molly: Oh, yeah. Us, too.
 * Ed: I am Edgar, but I want you to call me, "Ed".
 * Gil: Oh, Ed.
 * Ed: And I am honored to meet all of you.
 * Retro: Yeah, yeah, me, too.

Operation: Save Gonzo, Gil and Molly

 * Rango: What are we going to do?
 * Janja: Alright, guys. It's up to us, we have to save Gonzo, Gil and Molly from a whole army of government agents.
 * Deema: Well, I have squeak toys. (squeaks one)
 * Rango: I have a glass of water.
 * Goby: I have my rock collection.
 * Fozzie: I have a joke book.
 * Animal: Drum Sticks! Drum Sticks!
 * Pepe: I have some loose jello, okay. (jello wiggles)
 * Kermit: Okay, well that settles that.

Kermit and Janja's Speech

 * Deema: Say, Janja. Tell me again why are we doing this?
 * Janja: To save our friends.
 * Animal: GIL! MOLLY! GONZO!
 * Kermit: That's right, because they are one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we never forget one of our own. (everyone agreeing until Rango notices something)
 * Rango: Oh no, we left Donkey, Puss, Bunsen and Beaker at the gas station.
 * Kermit: Okay. Uh, from this point on no matter what happens we never forget one of our own. (everyone agreeing)
 * Frenchy: Meanwhile.
 * Donkey: I told you we shouldn't went in the store.
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: He did warn you.
 * Puss: Hey, don't tell me what I can or cannot do. You're not the boss of me!
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Uh, Cheese Twiddle?
 * Puss: Oh, sure. Totally worth it.
 * Donkey: Fine with me.
 * Beaker: Me, me.

Invisible Spray

 * Janja: Okay, now all we gotta do: is get through that door.
 * Fozzie: Should we just ask permission from those nice men with rightfuls.
 * Kermit: Fozzie those are the bad guys.
 * Fozzie: Oh.
 * Janja: Alright, fellas. It's time to get invisible.
 * Kermit: Fozzie...
 * Fozzie: Hm?
 * Kermit: Get the duck. (everybody whispering with excitement)
 * Fozzie: Here goes. (spraying his friends)
 * Kermit: Now for yourself Fozzie.
 * Fozzie: Okay. (sprays himself then his left paw) Hey I like this.
 * Janja: Alright, guys. Here's the plan: this stuff doesn't last long, so once we get our friends, we'll get out in one piece. (everybody tries to head off)
 * Goby: Ow! That's my tail.
 * Oona: Oh, I'm sorry about that Goby.
 * Rango: Come on, Goby.
 * Nonny: We will help you up.
 * (then Cheezi and Chungu notice something)
 * Cheezi: Wow, Goby.
 * Chungu: You're skin feels good.
 * Deema: That is my skin you're both touching.
 * Cheezi: Whoops.
 * Chungu: Sorry, Deema.
 * Janja: Come on, guys. Let's just go.
 * (and so everybody try to set off again but then...)
 * Kermit: You're squashing me.
 * Miss. Piggy: Oh, sorry, Kermit.
 * Pepe: Come on, Kermit. I will help you up, okay. (then he feels something) Oh, Kermit, you're so soft and plump.
 * Miss. Piggy: You got one second to get your hands off me, shrimp.
 * Pepe: Oh, sorry, Piggy.

Rizzo finds Gil and Molly

 * Gil: We've got to get out of here.
 * Molly: But how? We can't use the door and we have to save Gonzo.
 * Gil: And I suppose the bars are way to strong for us.
 * Rizzo: Who said anything about doors or bars?
 * Gil: Rizzo!
 * Bubble Puppy: Arf, arf!
 * Molly: Where have you been? We were so worried.
 * Rizzo: You don't even wanna know. Just follow me, we have to find Gonzo. (and they climb into the airducts)

Kids Got Moxie

 * Bubba: Oy, come on fellas let's go. (rats whispering until Bubba sees Gil, Molly, Bubble Puppy and Rizzo leave) Hey, kids. Where are you going?
 * Rizzo: Uh, listen. You guys go ahead.
 * Gil: We gotta go find our friend.
 * Molly: He's in trouble and they're gonna remove his brain if we don't do something.
 * Bubba: You could get caught. What are you nuts?
 * Rizzo: Well, I guess we'll take our chances.
 * Molly: It was nice meeting you guys.
 * Gil: Thanks for helping us.
 * Rizzo: See you later, huh? (and the rats saying goodbye to they're new friends)
 * Bubba: Kids got moxie. (leaving the rats complimenting)

Gil, Molly and Rizzo to the Rescue

 * Dr. Van Nueter: Okay, here we go.
 * Gonzo: Oh, but- but- wait, wait.
 * Dr. Van Nueter: What is it?
 * Gonzo: Are you sure this covered by my HMO?
 * Dr. Van Nueter: Good question, I'll check.
 * (pulls out the brain sucking vacuum and checks his computer)
 * Gil: Psst, Gonzo. (getting Gonzo's attention)
 * Gonzo: Gil! Molly! Bubble Puppy! You escaped. But how?
 * Rizzo: Just lucky, I guess.
 * Gonzo: Rizzo. You're alive. Where have you been?
 * Rizzo: You don't even wanna know pal. Just sit tight while we break these leather straps.
 * (then he, Gil, Molly and Bubble Puppy went right to it)

Getaway

 * Gil: Try that door. (Gonzo pushes on it)
 * Gonzo: It won't budge.
 * Janja: Okay, forget that door, come on!
 * (suddenly they're path is blocked making them gasp)
 * Gonzo: This way!
 * (but the path is run over by more guards making the heroes gasp again)
 * Deema: Fozzie, do you still have the Door in a Jar?
 * Fozzie: Oh, it's right here. Um, open jar away from face...
 * Kermit: FOZZIE, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST OPEN THE JAR?!
 * (and so Fozzie did and tossed it to a wall but the glob ended up making a tiny door)
 * Nonny: Well, that's terrific.
 * Miss. Piggy: Perfect, somebody knock and see if Barbie's home.
 * Pepe: Works for me. Adios!
 * (and he enters the door)
 * Rango: Hey!
 * (and he enters then the door closes behind him)
 * Rizzo: What? (and tries to open the door but it's already locked) Oh, I cannot believe those two left us behind.
 * Rango: Hey guys.
 * Pepe: We've found the way out. Let's go, let's go, come on!
 * (and so everyone follows them)
 * Gil: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! Come on guys. Hurry, hurry! We have to go! (and enters the door then slams it so the guards couldn't reopen) Keep going everybody! Don't look back! Run! Run!

That's My Family

 * Ubergonzo: Gonzo, many zotons ago, you were lost to us. We've come a long way looking for you little brother. (then the spaceship opens making Gonzo startled a bit) We know but one way to express of having found you. (then the spaceship shows the Gonzos)
 * Gonzo aliens: Now there's a party going on right here~
 * A celebration~
 * Gonzo: That's my family!
 * So bring your good times~
 * And your laughter too~
 * We're gonna celebrate your party with you~
 * Celebration~
 * Let's all celebrate And have a good time~
 * Celebration~
 * We're gonna celebrate~
 * And have a good time~
 * It's time to come together~
 * It's up to you~
 * What's your pleasure~
 * Everyone around the world Come on~
 * Celebrate good times~
 * Come on~
 * Ubergonzo: It's a celebration~ [Repeat x1]
 * Celebrate good times, Come on~
 * Gonzo alien: Come on, Gonzo. I want to see you up here on the stage!
 * Gonzo: Me?
 * Gonzo alien: Yeah, you, boy!
 * Gil: Look at him go, guys. Look at him up there!
 * Gonzo and his family: Celebrate good times Come on~

Happy Ending

 * Gonzo: Well, guys... I'm gonna miss you. And I'll be thinking about you. Gil, thanks for sticking by my side.
 * Gil: It's what any friend would do Gonzo. (they hug each other then Gonzo goes to Molly)
 * Gonzo: Molly, I'm glad to have you cheering up my feelings.
 * Molly: Me too Gonzo. (they hug each other then Gonzo goes to Rizzo)
 * Gonzo: Rizzo, buddy...
 * Rizzo: No, no, not me. I do not do goodbyes.
 * Gonzo: Well, I just want to tell you... I just want you to take care of yourself.
 * Rizzo: Don't worry about me. I... I can always get another roommate. (hugs Gonzo)
 * Gonzo: Oh, buddy.
 * Rizzo: Take care.
 * Gonzo: You too. And, Kermit... you're the best friend any alien could ask for.
 * Kermit: We love you, Gonzo. (Gonzo then hugs him) So you'll write?
 * Gonzo: Yeah, sure, I'll write. There's probably a mailbox every couple of light-years.
 * Pepe: Adios, Mr. Spaceman, okay.
 * Clifford: Hey man, you keep saying goodbye, and you'll never get home.
 * Gonzo: Oh yeah, home. Time to go home. (then walks aboard the spaceship with Ed and the other Gonzos while the others watch sadly)
 * Ubergonzo: The stars beckon. Shall we go home? (then Gonzo looks at his friends then he knew what he chooses)
 * Gonzo: I don't think so. (hands Ubergonzo his helmet)
 * Ubergonzo: Gonzo?
 * Gonzo: Thank you for going to so much trouble to find me. But I can't go. I love these guys, especially those kids. My life is here. This is my home.
 * Ubergonzo: If that is your decision... then we shall abide by it. We will miss you. So good luck, Gonzo. Yes. People of Earth, later.
 * Gil: Gonzo!
 * Molly, Goby, Deema, Oona and Nonny: Gonzo!
 * Rizzo: Yes! (and he along the Bubble Guppies ran up to Gonzo)
 * Gonzo: Oh, boy. Goodbye! (gets hugged by his friends)
 * Rizzo: You're back! You're back! Oh, you're back.

Gonzo and Rizzo join the Bubble Guppies in their Adventures (Epilogue)

 * Gil: So, you're still worried.
 * Gonzo: About being the only alien on Earth? Nah, it'll be fun while it lasts.
 * Rizzo: I'm proud of you buddy.
 * Molly: We all are.
 * Gonzo: There's just one thing I don't get.
 * Nonny: What's that, Gonzo?
 * Gonzo: Why did they ask me to build a jaccuzzi?
 * Rizzo:
 * Gil:
 * Molly:
 * Gonzo:
 * Rizzo: