One Man's Junk/Transcript

This is the transcript for One Man's Junk.

Repo Mantis is Back?!

 * Repo Mantis: Hey, you owe me money! (punches the creature with his Tow Truck hook) Now we're shared! (drives away with the dark armor piece)
 * Mikey: NO!
 * Donnie: Repo Stinkin' Mantis?!
 * Deema: Argh! Not again!
 * Chungu: That stupid mantis.
 * Cheezi: Yeah. Stupid Mantis!
 * Janja: Wait, you know this guy?
 * Deema: Yeah, this dude's like a maniac. (flashback begins)
 * Cheezi: The last time we met, he made us a deal to give us the Jupiter Jim Moon Buggy.
 * Chungu: But he broke his promise and we had to steal the car.
 * Mikey: And after we stole the moon buggy, he chased us, until we flashed him with a bug zapper. (flashback ends)
 * Donnie: But, now, he's probably back to pick on us again!
 * Raph: Oh no, no, no, no, no. You can't have that. I think it's time we teach this bug a lesson.
 * Gil: Guys, where does Repo live?
 * Deema: I think the last time we saw him was at his Repo Mantis Savage.
 * Marshall: He has a savage named after him? (Drum Ba Dum Tss)
 * Nonny: Ah! Who left a drum set in the middle of a sidewalk?

Returning to Repo Mantis' Savage

 * Raph: Here we are. Now, here's the plan: We're gonna smash our way in and keep smashing until we smash that armor piece right into our smashy little hands.
 * Deema: Yeah, well while you guys were rubbing your faces in it, me and the boys have a much more "suitable" plan.
 * Cheezi: Question:
 * Chungu: Who is Repo Mantis? (shows them pictures of their buggy enemy)
 * Mikey: Answer: Repo Mantis is...
 * Cheezi and Chungu: Motivative by green.
 * Donnie: Dollar, Dollar bills, Y'all.
 * Deema: Now you guys stay in the car, while the boys and I sneak in, smooth talk Repo into giving us that armor piece and get out of that junk yard forever.
 * Gil: Are you guys kidding me?!
 * Molly: He nearly killed you, because he broke his promise.
 * Donnie: That was different, Lil Molly.
 * Chungu: Yeah, we're the ones who know Repo and he's totally "predictable".
 * Janja: Predictable?! You've could've called us for backup.
 * Mikey: But if we had called you for backup it would've been stupidly embarrassing!
 * Cheezi: And that's why Repo got himself embarrassed.
 * Leo: Sure. This can't go wrong.
 * Deema: Excuse me, good sir. I am Queen Elizabeth Junior (aka) The II (aka) Daughter of the first Queen Elizabeth. Anyways, we were just stopping by to pay you loads and loads of cash for being the roughest and toughest of Repo in the entire world. (Repo's eyes turn into dollar signs) But incase of you are not interested... we'll just be on our merry way. Pip Tip Cheerio! (but then Repo blocks their way)
 * Repo Mantis: Whoa, hold up, your highness. You sound fancy, huh? Come on, I'll show you and your friends around.
 * Frenchy: 1 Hour Later.
 * Leo: UGH! How long is it gonna take for this plan to fail miserably?
 * Marshall: We've left them handling this for a whole hour and they're taking the trip around the junk yard over and over again?!
 * Oona: He's right, this is taking forever . (Meanwhile...)
 * Repo Mantis: Everything is for sale.
 * Deema: Hmm, interesting.
 * Repo Mantis: Just don't go in that bus. No matter how much you think there's something great in there... do not go in that bus.
 * Gil: Wait, you don't think...
 * Raph: He's right, it's on the bus.
 * Molly: Yes, we've got it!
 * Janja and Marshall: WHOO! High Five! (and so they did)
 * Deema: I'm sorry to being a pushy privacy wanter Mr. Mantis. But would you make yourself useful by getting me and my friends some tea?
 * Repo Mantis: Sure thing.

Gil, Molly, Bubble Puppy, Goby, Oona, Nonny, Janja, Marshall, Raph and Leo investigate Repo's bus

 * Raph: This is why we should never do their plans. They're wasting time when they should be on that bus.
 * Nonny: But, I thought Repo told us not to go in the bus.
 * Leo: But, when a bug man tells you not to go on a creepy bus...
 * Goby: You get right on that bus?
 * Leo: You get right on that bus.
 * Oona: I was afraid they were going to say that.
 * Raph: Creepy bus, ahoy! (later they were sneaking in the junk yard)
 * Leo: Oh, this is easy. This is easy. This is-- (then he sees Deema, Cheezi, Chungu, Mikey and Donnie with Repo Mantis) OH SNAP-- (gets grabbed by Janja while has his mouth covered)
 * Janja: Another stunt like that turtle you're gonna get us killed.
 * Leo: Don't tell me what to do.
 * Raph: SHH! (then he sneaks by Deema, Cheezi, Chungu, Mikey, Donnie and Repo then signals Leo who makes a portal that he, Gil, Molly, Bubble Puppy, Goby, Oona and Nonny jump in and exit to where Raph is then they signal Janja and Marshall who also snuck pass) Alright, let's move. (then they made it to the bus)
 * Gil: It's real dark in there.
 * Leo: He's right, I don't see the armor piece in there.
 * Marshall: Where else could it possibly be?
 * Raph: Maybe, he's just using the bus to block the way into this mountain.
 * Molly: But how are we gonna get in? The bus is blocking the entrance.
 * Raph: (scoffs) A bus only weighs like 25,000 pounds.
 * Janja: So?...
 * Raph: I got this. (climbs down then spits on his hands rubs them together and tries to lift the bus) LIFTING LIKE A BOSS!
 * Gil, Molly, Goby, Oona, Nonny, Janja, Marshall and Leo: Raph! Raph! Raph! (Raph keeps straining then he's seen sleeping on the ground)
 * Leo: Raph! Raph! Raph! Raph! Raph! Hey Raph?
 * Raph: Huh? What happened?
 * Leo: Oh, you passed out trying to single handedly lift a school bus.
 * Raph: How far did I move it?
 * Janja: Well, you wiggled the bumper a little.
 * Oona: Let's give Leo a try.
 * Raph: Yeah, fine by me.
 * Leo: Alright, let me try something. (makes a portal through the bus reaches for the bus latch and gets hit by the door)
 * Molly: Leo!
 * Goby: Are you okay?
 * Leo: Yeah, I'm good. Oh, ho-ho, it worked!

Inside the mountain of cars/Our heroes accidentally released Mrs. Nubbins

 * Janja: So, how do we get this thing moving?
 * Leo: I don't know. (then Raph sees a key and starts the bus)
 * Raph: Time to show, Deema, Cheezi, Chungu, Mikey and Donnie what a real plan looks like.
 * Marshall: Wow, this place is dark.
 * Leo: Do you think someone put the rust in rustic charm?

Meet Mrs. Nubbins

 * Repo Mantis: And you let my cat out?!
 * Marshall: That's a cat?!
 * Repo Mantis: It's a long story.
 * Janja: How long?
 * Repo Mantis: Mrs. Nubbins used to be so cuddly until she got mutated into a mantis.
 * Gil: An Oozesquito got her?!
 * Repo Mantis: An Oozesquito?!
 * Molly: It's a long story.