The Fast and the Feathery/Transcript

Opening Scene

 * Janja: Ladies and gentlemen, before is my masterpiece. The culmination of my myriad skills united in one glorious enterprise. Everyone, I present...
 * Gil: Is it the Fin Cycles?
 * Janja: Uh, no, no. They are still in Alpha, Beta and Gamma. But this is better, much, much better. I give you the—
 * Cheezi and Chungu: Is it an even cooler, even speedier Fin Cycle?
 * Janja: No. But they are in the surprise. I give you... (lifts the curtain) Well, what do you think? (everyone staring confused) Wait a minute, why are you all staring behind me? Is it something that I am too speech makin' with? (looks back and sees that the room is empty) What? Where did it go?!
 * Molly: Where did what go?
 * Janja: I've built us an amazing vehicle out of the Queen Anne's Revenge. Who stole our Guppy Rumbler?!
 * Rango: Guppy Rumbler?
 * Janja: Okay, so I modified our Guppy Rumbler out of the Revenge.
 * Marshall: Really?
 * Janja: It came pretty handy when Blackbeard died.
 * Rubble: Where'd you get the name Guppy Rumbler, Dad?
 * Janja: It's kind of a long story.

Finding the Guppy Rumbler/Iago's the thief

 * Gil: Okay, this is crazy. Not only did someone stole Janja's vehicle...
 * Rubble: But that means he could build us another vehicle.
 * Gil: Or, it could mean someone had found out about our lair.
 * Rango: That's impossible. I've built us a fence out of electric nets.
 * Marshall: Wait, what?
 * Rango: It's a long story.

Guppy Rumbler Time!

 * Janja: Now that auto pilot's engaged allow me to show around our state of the art new vehicle. Over here's my navigation station, down here's the- wait for it. BOWLING BALL LAUNCHER! Strike! And there is the soft serve ice cream machine.
 * Molly, Cheezi and Chungu: Soft Serve Ice Cream Machine?!
 * Marshall, Rubble and Rango: Tell us, there's a sprinkles cannon!
 * Janja: Ooh, good one. Rainbow and Chocolate.
 * Bubble Guppies: Whoa!
 * (keep bumping into things while chasing Meat Sweats)
 * Gil: Janja, I think we would appreciate it if you would stop talking and focus on driving.
 * Janja: Or maybe, I should keep on talking and let you do all the driving.
 * Gil: Huh?
 * Janja: This seat has you're exact lumbar settings and it's specially designed on how you're mind wants to travel: Wheels, Wings, Submarine jets and a Boat motor.
 * Molly, Marshall and Rubble: Submarine jets?!
 * Nonny, Cheezi and Chungu: Boat motor?!
 * Gil: Ooh-hoo-hoo, that's beautiful.
 * Janja: Moy-Kap-i-Tan, the con is all yours.