Repo Mantis/Transcript

This is the transcript from Repo Mantis.

Opening/Deema, Cheezi, Chungu, Mikey and Donnie meet Repo Mantis

 * Little Fish: Repo Mantis. (giggled)
 * Deema: Remind me again, Donnie, why we are here?
 * Donnie: Because, Deema, junk yards are gold mines.
 * Cheezi: Boy, I sure do love these junk yard pizzas.
 * Chungu: Hey, gimme some!
 * (and the two hyenas dust cloud fight for the junk yard pizza)
 * Deema: Oh brother. (then Mikey sees something above them)
 * Mikey: Uh, guys? Guys! Guys!
 * (and he pull friends out of harm's way to just to get rolling down the mountain of cars and into a car)
 * Donnie: Mikey, next time I would appreciate a head's up.
 * Mikey: Okay. Head's up!
 * (and Mikey turns the driver's mirror to a tow truck towing a moon buggy)
 * Cheezi: Wow.
 * Chungu: That's a nice looking car.
 * Donnie: Chungle, that's not just any car, it's--
 * Mikey: The Jupiter Jim Moon Buggy!
 * Deema: The what?
 * Donnie: It's the ultimate legendary movie vehicle featured in not 1, not 2, but 60 sequels of Jupiter Jim's Last Trip to the Moon.
 * Cheezi: Why would anyone wanna trash that beautiful piece of art?
 * Chungu: I do not know... BUT WE'VE GOTTA HAVE IT!
 * (and he and Cheezi ran towards the car only to be stopped Deema, Mikey and Donnie)
 * Deema: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I know we want it, guys. But--
 * Mikey: But we can't go and talk to one of those human people.
 * (then a giant mutant mantis lifts the car that Deema, Cheezi, Chungu, Mikey and Donnie were hiding behind)
 * Repo Mantis: Who the heck are yous?
 * Deema: Oh my gosh! A MU-- Wait, we like mutants.
 * Cheezi: Look, sir. We love to talk but the owner of this junk yard's gonna find us.
 * Repo Mantis: Easy, easy. This is Repo Mantis savage. The guy is me.
 * Mikey: This is your lot?
 * Cheezi: In that case... Can we have that moon buggy?
 * Chungu: We would love to take it home with us.
 * Cheezi and Chungu: We need it! We need it!
 * (then gets pulled into a private conversation by Deema)
 * Deema: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm yourselves guys.
 * Donnie: She's right. This is a negotiation... We gotta play it smooth.
 * Deema: So, uh, how much are you gonna pay us to take this moon buggy off your claws, ami.
 * Repo Mantis: Scram! I've got a lot of fenders to count.
 * Donnie: I see you drive a hard bargain. Well, perhaps I can interest you in a little coin. I've got big silver, small silver and I can make it raining copper daddy.
 * Repo Mantis: Yeah, you ain't got nearly enough. But say, I could use a bunch of newbies like you. Ever do any repo work?
 * Deema: Yes!... What's repo work?
 * Repo Mantis: It's when you take stuff back from dead meats who didn't pay for it.
 * Cheezi: Whoa.
 * Chungu: Sounds swag!
 * Repo Mantis: Real swag. Do a job for me today and I'll let you have that moon buggy.
 * Deema: I could see it's a really big offer. But, I'll just talk with my colleagues first.
 * Repo Mantis: Yeah, sure. Take your time.
 * Deema: This is bad.
 * Donnie: Yeah, repo people have to be mean and I hate to break it to Mikey, Cheezi and Chungu but they are softies.
 * Mikey: That really hurts my--
 * Chungu: Mikey, that's a bad.
 * Cheezi: Yeah, we gotta be mean if we wanna get the moon buggy.
 * Mikey: Oh, you have a point. But I can do this: Hard as Nails. Grr. We're in. What's the skinny, Cheeko?
 * Repo Mantis: I need you to get an RV from a real shady mutant. Holds up in the woods on the wrong side of the tracks in the darkest outskirts in the bad part of town.
 * Deema: Don't worry, Repo. We'll get that sack back in a snap.
 * Cheezi: I thought it's an RV.

Deema, Cheezi, Chungu, Mikey and Donnie meet Todd Capybara

 * Donnie: I ran a profile on this guy. Lawless loner, doesn’t pay his bills, lives in this very spooky forest. He is a 98% match for the Spine-Breaking Bandit
 * (Dramatic music plays and they all duck down behind bushes when they spot the RV)
 * Mikey: (scoffs) I'm not scared of some no good forest dweller.
 * Deema: Neither am I. He's just one guy and there are five of us.
 * (she moves some of the leaves and there was a big mutant making our heroes jump in silent)
 * Mikey: That's the biggest forest dweller I've ever seen!
 * Cheezi: And the scariest too.
 * Chungu: He's gonna crush our skulls!
 * Deema: Or even break our spines!
 * Donnie: That's it, I'm calling the guys.
 * Deema, Cheezi, Chungu and Mikey: No! No, no, no, no!
 * Mikey: We've got this.
 * Chungu: Just think of all the rad adventures we can have in the moon buggy.
 * Cheezi: Yeah!
 * Deema: We'll get autographs on it.
 * Mikey: And we'll drive all over town with it HARD AS NAILS!
 * Chungu: Snails?!
 * (and they shake in disgust)
 * Deema: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! He said hard as nails.
 * Chungu: Oh yeah.
 * Cheezi: That makes a total difference.

Building Montage

 * Cheezi: You mean you keep the RV--
 * Chungu: Just to keep you and your puppies nice and dry?
 * Mikey: We can't do it!
 * (and they help the puppy stay nice and dry. While Deema regretfully makes a choice)
 * Deema: (sighs) Okay, Todd. How about we make you and your puppies a new place to sleep.
 * Todd: (gasps happily) Really?
 * Deema (with an annoyed face): Yes.
 * Frenchy: What follows is a brief construction montage.
 * Todd: And go!
 * (Upbeat music plays. Mikey is holding an armload of planks and the robotic arms on Donnie’s battle shell pop out, each holding a tool. Deema, Donnie, Mikey, Cheezi and Chungu working to construct a building, Todd and puppies helping. Moon comes up, then sun, then moon, then sun. Donnie at control panel of frisbee tossing machine. Puppies jump to catch frisbee, and then Mikey leaps up and one bounces off his face. Nighttime, Deema, Donnie, Mikey, Cheezi and Chungu still working. As the days and nights pass, Todd and the pups new home takes shape. Finally it’s complete and looks like an amusement park for dogs)
 * Frenchy: We hope that you enjoyed this brief construction montage.
 * Todd: Thanks, guys. I'll never forget you. And come back.
 * Cheezi: Oh, I sure hope we don't.
 * Chungu: Donnie, do us a favor... and drive.
 * (so Donnie did)
 * Cheezi and Chungu: Swag moon buggy here we come!
 * Deema, Cheezi, Chungu, Mikey and Donnie: La, la, la, la, la!

Moon Buggy Chase/Happy Ending

 * Repo Mantis: Scraping's a tricky business kids and you got tricked.
 * Cheezi: Listen, Buggy Pants.
 * Chungu: We are taking our moon buggy if you like it or not.
 * Repo Mantis: Hey, chubby one's funny.
 * Chungu: Well, I've been thinking of doing my exercises.
 * Repo Mantis: I'm gonna break your legs halfway through a twice.
 * (tries to smash them but then...)
 * Deema and Donnie: Mikey, the magnet!
 * (Mikey then uses his fundo to turn on the magnet and traps Repo)
 * Mikey: A deal's a deal, Cheeko.
 * Deema: Let's get out of here!
 * (and so they got in, start the moon buggy and drove away)
 * Donnie: Eat traitor dust, Bug-Man!
 * (then Repo jumps into his tow truck starts chasing Mikey, Donnie, Deema, Cheezi and Chungu)
 * Chungu: Wow, this thing is slow.
 * Mikey: Of course it is. It was built for the gravity of the moon.
 * Deema: Well,... I'm just glad we got away from Mr. Stupid-Bug-Brain. (then they got hit by Repo's tow truck) Oh!
 * Repo Mantis: GIVE ME BACK MY DORK MOBILE!
 * Chungu: Oh snap, he's right behind us!
 * Mikey: I'll fix that! Moon Core Lasers, activated! (nothing happened) Crater Dust Cloud!
 * (still nothing happened)
 * Cheezi: Should that do anything?
 * Mikey: Zero Atmosphere of Gately Missiles! (breaks a button) Oh nuts!
 * (suddenly they keep getting attack by Repo)
 * Deema: Donnie, what's wrong with the car?
 * Donnie: This is a movie vehicle, girl. They wouldn't load it up with advanced lunar artillery.
 * Mikey: Not unless it's the moon buggy from Jupiter Jim's 3rd Last Trip To Moon. (punches the control panel) Which add a fake dashboard to fool the Plutonians! Pasta Va Soul! I'm kicking it in Jupiter Jim Titan Turbo Mode.
 * (and so they turboed away from Repo Mantis who is still following them)
 * Donnie: I can't shake him!
 * Cheezi: Quick, give him the slip!
 * Chungu: On it!
 * (pushes a button and oil gushes out from the sides of the buggy, getting more on passers by on the sidewalk than on the road)
 * Donnie: I think we got a bunch of people pretty oily.
 * (Repo Mantis rams the Moon Buggy multiple times from behind until the roof dome pops off.)
 * Mikey: Maybe the Bug Zapper.
 * Deema: What?
 * Cheezi: There's a bug zapper?
 * Chungu: WHY DIDN'T YOU TRIED THAT FIRST?!
 * Mikey: It didn't have a 3000 after it.
 * (Donnie uses one of claw arms to write "3000" under the Bug-Zapper button in a red marker)
 * Deema, Cheezi, Chungu and Donnie: There, happy?!
 * Mikey: Why thank you.
 * (presses the button and effectively a light gets blasted at Repo Mantis)
 * Repo Mantis: Oh, what a pretty tone of blue.
 * (then an explosion is seen as our sci-fi loving dorks ride off into the sunset)
 * Deema, Cheezi, Chungu, Mikey and Donnie: Hard as nails!
 * (high-three each other as a jaguar growl sound effect goes off to show their fierceness and a mission accomplished)
 * Todd Capybara: Ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh, those guys.
 * (The End)