Janja, Private Nose/Transcript

This is a transcript for Janja, Private Nose.

Opening

 * Male voice: The lightning flashed, the wind roared. It was a dark a blustery night. Five worried soles gathered at the Saint Cleat. It was creaky mansion. (then a door slammed opened) "I suppose why you're wondering why I'd called you all here tonight". said the private eye. "It's because I discovered who stole the Alpha-Beta-Gamma Ruby. He's someone in this very... ROOM! And that someone is..."
 * (but the lightning flashed and the lights went out making everyone scream to death)
 * Steel: Oh, wow. This is really dark.
 * Janja: Well, who stole the ruby?
 * Gil: Was it the butler?
 * Steel: I don't know, Gil.

Janja's first case

 * Janja: I suppose you're all wondering why I called you all here tonight. It's on account of WALLE's missing gears, which I, Janja, Private Nose, intends to find.
 * Donkey: Uh, Private Nose? Now, I've heard everything.
 * Janja: Oh, really? Then where were you on Friday the 15th?
 * Donkey: Uh, 15th?! Well, I--
 * Janja: And where were you (points at Rango) on Tuesday the 23rd?
 * Rango: Um, I was-- sleeping?
 * Janja: What about you, youngster?
 * WALL-E: Uh, I was in my bed dreaming about yellow guppies and taking seaweed and--
 * Janja: AH-HA! This case is solved. WALL-E was dreaming about seaweed, which as every genius private nose knows, robots are allergic too. The little guy sneezed in his sleep, and sent his gears to the ceiling!
 * WALL-E: My gears!
 * Puss in Boots: Amazing.
 * Janja: Oh, nothing to it. No case is too small for Janja, Private Nose.

Janja's little lie

 * Janja: Oh, another day but still no customers? Maybe I need to make one more mystery just to convince them of my skills. (as Rubble was asleep Janja stole something) Ah ha! I'm sure Rubble won't mind if I just borrow his-- (then he slips trying to keep his balance but fells and breaks the stick) Well, that one's broken. Now, who else would have a stick? (looks at Shrek's house, then grins. The next morning, Rubble explains his missing stick)
 * Rubble: Last night, my favorite fetch stick was here. But this morning it wasn't!

Janja's confession/Ending

 * Shrek: My first question is, why did you take my stick?!
 * Janja: Don't worry, Rubble. I'll get you off with 8 to 20, or 9 to 5, whichever comes first. And by the way, why did you take Shrek's stick?
 * Rubble: I didn't.
 * Janja: Ha! Your Honor, I rest my case.
 * Shrek: Gentle people of the jury--