Man vs. Sewer/Transcript

Opening

 * Raph: All alone. Huh. Where are my brothers? Where are my friends? They said they be here? (Meanwhile behind him)
 * Mikey: Uh oh.
 * Nonny: What's wrong?
 * Mikey: Donnie forgot to text Raph we were running late.
 * Donnie: Oh, ho, ho, sweet, sweet, Angelo. How soon you forget that today I am on vacation. Hence my board shorts. The international sign for: I am not a useful member of society.
 * Leo: We only left the guy alone for 5 minutes and we told him we had to find tubes.
 * Molly: Is Raph always this scared, Leo?
 * Leo: Only when he's really alone.
 * Gil: Well, how are we gonna snap him out of it?
 * Deema: This looks like a job for Miss. Quiet. (clears her throat then screams until Raph falls off and into the water) CANNONBALL!
 * Gil, Goby and Mikey: CANNONBALL! (and they all splashed into the water and as Deema came out)
 * Raph: What was that for?! You know Raph gets weird when I'm left alone.
 * Molly: Don't worry, we were only gone to get tubes.
 * Oona: So, where's yours? (then Raph shows his friends his tube)
 * Leo and Mikey: Whoa!
 * Gil: Nice tire tube!
 * Nonny: Where did you find this?
 * Raph: Uh... (realized he stole it from the Turtle Tank) I- Uh- Borrowed it. From Splinter?
 * Oona: Borrowed it from Splinter?
 * Donnie: Splinter. Who only owns a robes and a shady pass let you-- (gets dunked in the water)
 * Raph: Tube time!
 * Janja: Raph! Wait up!