Bubble Guppies: Sibling Intelligence/Transcript

Opening

 * Woody as Gearz (v.o): This is the story of how this happened. Darling married McOgre, my dad's brother. Instead of a honeymoon, they decided to visit their nephew Million at the United States of Peaceadon. They were far away from the Dark Isle, where every villain is banished, locked away for good. And you're just about to meet us. It began when Prince Million decided to let their kids into Peaceadon.
 * Nonny as Million: Uncle McOgre and Aunt Darling, my first proclamation is to let the kids off the Dark Isle.

Rotten to the Core (song)

 * [the scene changes to the Dark Isle]
 * Woody as Gearz: They say I'm trouble~ They say I'm bad

We're Not Going

 * Woody as Gearz: He'll be fine. I blow off his steam all the time.
 * Winnie as Medusa: (giggles)
 * Gil as Slash: Gearz, Medusa.
 * Molly as Mystic: You might wanna look who's outside.
 * [the scene changes to them seeing the Wolfy Kids as a group of royal trumpet players have arrived outside. Iago carrying a scroll and walks in between them. Kevin starts playing Hawaii Five-O but Iago clocks him on the head, making him stop]
 * Iago: Thank you, Gerald. [then throws four scrolls to the four villains] (clears throat) "Dearest children of Electro, Kai, Eris and Dr. Nefarious. You are hereby summoned to the Kingdom of Peaceadon for a royal ball in celebration of its 100th birthday at which time the King will bestow his royal blessing… upon you and your…" uh…"family legacies. Love the King and Queen and their nephew."
 * Winnie as Medusa: Kingdom?
 * Woody as Gearz: Peaceadon?
 * Molly as Mystic: Celebration?
 * Gil as Slash: Royal ball? Do you guys know what this means?
 * Woody as Gearz: Of course. It means "We're not going."
 * Gil as Slash and Molly as Mystic: What?!
 * Woody as Gearz: I mean, don’t you think they might be a bit… shocked to see us?
 * Winnie as Medusa: [chuckles] Well, they might be a bit surprised. But this is our families' dream, Gearz. They've wait for this moment. And don't worry. They're gonna respect you.
 * Woody as Gearz: Yeah right. Somehow, I don’t think I’ll be welcome at the country club.
 * Winnie as Medusa: Will you stop it? They’re not like that.
 * Woody as Gearz: Then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band?
 * Winnie as Medusa: Oh, come on! You could at least give them a chance.
 * Woody as Gearz: To do what, sharpen their pitchforks?
 * Winnie as Medusa: No! They just want to give you, their blessing.
 * Woody as Gearz: Oh, great. Now I need blessing?
 * Winnie as Medusa: Well, if you want to be a part of this, yes!
 * Woody as Gearz: Trust me. It's a bad idea.
 * [The scene shows Dr. Nefarious who thought otherwise]
 * Dr. Nefarious: What a marvelous idea!
 * Woody as Gearz: WHAT?!
 * Gil as Slash: You really think so, Doc?
 * Dr. Nefarious: Of course! I wonder why I didn't think of that.
 * Eris: Our little generations have finally grown up.
 * Kai: Yes, they sure have.
 * Electro: And now, the moment has come.
 * Dr. Nefarious: [turns to Gearz] Son, when you go to Peaceadon, bring me Odin's scepter, and the two of us will rule together.
 * Woody as Gearz: What's in it for us?
 * Dr. Nefarious: Oh, crowns and his-and-his thrones.
 * Eris: Medusa. My little villain-in-training. You just find yourself a duke with a large palace and a mother-in-law ring.

Meeting King McOgre, Queen Darling and Prince Million

 * Gil as Slash: I'm Slash.
 * Winnie as Medusa: I'm Medusa.
 * Molly as Mystic: I'm Mystic.
 * Woody as Gearz: I'm leaving. (Medusa slaps him) OW! Okay, okay, I'm Gearz.
 * King McOgre: I'm McOgre.
 * Queen Darling: I'm Darling.
 * Nonny as Million: And I'm Million.

Gearz's Dilemma

 * Gil as Slash: Gearz, it'll be fine.
 * Woody as Gearz: Oh, lovely. I've been to a hundred or two funerals, before. But I don't want my own!
 * Molly as Mystic: Look, you could just try to get along with Million's uncle.
 * Woody as Gearz: You know, somehow, I don't think I was gonna get Daddy's blessing, even if I did want it.
 * Winnie as Medusa: Well, do you think it might be nice if someone asked what you wanted?
 * Woody as Gearz: Sure. Do I want to remind you why this was a stupid idea?
 * Gil as Slash: Gearz--
 * Woody as Gearz: This is our only chance to prove ourselves to our parents! And to prove that we are evil, vicious, ruthless and cruel! And as for the treasures I stole from that fool, I can keep them when we take over the world.
 * Molly as Mystic: [gasps] Gearz, you sound just like--
 * Woody as Gearz: Go on, say it!
 * Winnie as Medusa: Like your father!
 * Woody as Gearz: Well, here's a new flash for you: whether someone likes it or not, we have nothing in common! And guess what? That's not about to change.

Evil Like Me (Song)

 * Dr. Nefarious: (laughing) Oh, so sorry, son. Hang on.
 * Woody as Gearz: Dad, what should I do?
 * Dr. Nefarious: I was once like you, my son, slightly insecure~ Argued with my father, too, thought I was mature~

Maybe Change is Good

 * [Medusa sees that Gearz intends to break Anga's love spell]
 * Winnie as Medusa: You seem busy.
 * Woody as Gearz: Ah!
 * Winnie as Medusa: Look, I just wanna-- [sees the instructions] Gearz, you wanna break Anga's love spell?