The Fast and the Furriest/Transcript

Opening

 * Donnie: Gentlemen, Ladies and Brethren, before you--
 * Nonny: Excuse me, Donnie.
 * Donnie: What?
 * Nonny: I think it's pronounced Ladies and Gentlemen.
 * Donnie: Whatever. Anyways, before you is my masterpiece, the culmination or my myriad skills united in one glorious enterprise. Everyone, behold the--
 * Cheezi: You've built us a hot tub room?
 * Chungu: Ooh, I sure as heck would love to do more relaxing.
 * Donnie: Uh, no, no. But, now you've mentioned it, maybe I should do it in the future. I give you--
 * Gil: Robot armor suits?
 * Donnie: Uh, no. Still cold.
 * Leo: Ooh, is it the drill? Is it that drill you made when we were fighting those silverfish?
 * Donnie: Uh, no, no. That's still in Beta.
 * Raph: Lame!
 * Donnie: But this is better. Much, much, better. I give you--
 * Deema: It better not be a TV room. You know how much Splinter loves tv.
 * Janja: Is it a garage?
 * Molly: A second training room?
 * Mikey: An even cooler, even bigger drill?
 * Donnie: No, not a TV room, not a garage, not a training room and not a drill! This is the big surprise. (lifts up the curtain) Ta-stinkin'-da!
 * Marshall: Wow, it is a garage. Now we can put anything like a vehicle in it.
 * Donnie: What? Where did it go?
 * Rocky: Where did what go?
 * Donnie: I've built us an amazing vehicle of the Moon Buggy.
 * Rubble: A vehicle?
 * Goby: That was the big surprise?!
 * Oona: But who took it?
 * Donnie: I do not know, but we've gotta find it!

Chasing Splinter and Meat Sweats

 * Raph: They're getting away! (then they realized they still have...)
 * Gil: Or are they?
 * Donnie: Turtle Tank time!
 * Molly: Hurry get in!