Bubble Guppies Meet Shrek 2/Transcript

This is the transcript for Bubble Guppies Meet Shrek 2.

Opening/Gil and Molly Visit Donkey

 * Gil: I do hope Shrek will be pleased to see us again. (carries Molly)
 * Molly: It sure was nice for everyone to let us have a day off.
 * Gil: Yup. But then again, it's now; you and me... and Bubble Puppy.
 * Bubble Puppy: Arf, Arf.
 * Gil: And nobody else but...
 * Donkey: That you'll ever do... Two can be as bad as one.
 * Bubble Puppy: Arf, Arf!
 * Donkey: (gasps) Bubble Puppy! Hey, how's my little man doing? (Bubble Puppy licks his face)
 * Gil and Molly: Donkey.
 * Donkey: (gasps) Gil, Molly! Well, aren't you two a sight for sore eyes. Give us a hug, Gil. You old love machine! And look at you Miss. Gil. How about a side of sugar for the steed?
 * Molly: Donkey, where's Shrek?
 * Donkey: You haven't heard? He's on his honeymoon.

Prince Charming/Accidentally in Love/Return from Honeymoon

 * Wolf: What?
 * Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?
 * Wolf: No!
 * Prince Charming: Oh, thank heavens! (chuckles nervously) Where is she?
 * Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.
 * Prince Charming: (shocked) Honeymoon?! With whom?!

Timon and Pumbaa's Cameo

 * King Harold: So, what’s new?
 * Fairy Godmother: You remember my son, [looking at Charming who's sat next to her] Prince Charming?
 * King Harold: Charming! Is that you? My gosh, it's been years! When did you get back?
 * Prince Charming: [irritated] Oh, about 5 minutes ago, actually. [Raised tone] After I endured blistering winds! And scorching desert! Climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower– [cut off by his mother]
 * Fairy Godmother: Tut, tut, tut. Mummy can handle this. [to King Harold, using the same hostile tone Charming used earlier] He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower, and what does he find?! Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married!
 * King Harold: I mean, it wasn’t my fault. He didn’t get there in time.
 * Fairy Godmother: Stop the car! [The carriage jolts to a halt] Harold. [the bulky men crack their knuckles and the window rolls down] You forced me to do something I really don’t want to do.
 * King Harold: [looks scared, gasps] Where are we?
 * Pumbaa: Welcome to Dapper Duck Burgers. You know you're in luck when you see the duck. Can I take your order?
 * Fairy Godmother: My diet is ruined! I hope you’re happy. Er… okay. Two large Squawkamooley Burgers no mayo, Quacky fries, Mallard Moka Shake, ...
 * Prince Charming: I'll have the Jolly Meal.
 * Fairy Godmother: Yeah, one Jolly Meal and, Harold… Quacky fries?
 * King Harold: No, thank you.
 * Fairy Godmother: Sourdough soft taco, then? What do you want?
 * King Harold: No, really, I’m fine.
 * Pumbaa: Your order is ready, Miss. Godmother. And I threw in an extra Jolly Meal toy.
 * Fairy Godmother: [hands the axe to Charming] There you are, dear.
 * Pumbaa: Come again, soon! [The carriage flies away from the restaurant] Oh! Hey, Timon. [Timon is seen at the register] How come when I say my Dapper Duck good service catchphrase "Come again, soon!" The people don't come again soon or at all?
 * Timon: Pumbaa, the people just left. They're gonna just rush back in, cause they got what they came for.
 * Customer: [quick talk] Hey, Mister. Do I get a Jolly Meal toy with that, huh? Do I, huh? Do I, huh, huh, huh? Do I, huh?
 * Timon: Yeah, you want one? You want, ninety? [grabs all the toys and put them on the tray] Go ahead, take 'em. Good riddance.



Oona and Fuli reunite

 * Oona: What? Cheetah tracks?
 * Fuli: Oona!
 * Oona: Fuli? (Fuli comes out)
 * Fuli: Hey.
 * Oona: Fuli, it really is you.
 * Fuli: Came here through a weird portal, and I saw my best friend. (Oona hugs her best friend in happiness)
 * Shrek: You know this gal?
 * Donkey: Oh, well, that's cool. Any friend of the Bubble Guppies is a friend of ours.

Potion Room Escape

 * Shrek: Nice catch, Fuli!
 * Deema: Boy, that's one way to use your mouth.
 * Puss in Boots: I know, right?
 * Fuli: Heh. I did just like Oona taught me.
 * Rango: Uh, guys? We gotta leave!
 * Shrek: Come on!
 * (And so, they do. Fuli gets Puss' hat and gets him on her back)
 * Fuli: I have an idea, guys. I saw this in a movie. (but the soldiers shoot arrows at them) Follow me!
 * Donkey: What's a movie?

Makucha's talk with the Fairy Godmother/Drinking the Happily Ever After potion

 * Makucha: Ahem!
 * Fairy Godmother: Oh, General. Hi.
 * Ora: What in the world happened here?
 * Fairy Godmother: The ogre and his friends, Ora, that's what.
 * Chuluun: What?! Where are they? Ora and I have waited for a chance at Nonny, and we'll make those stupid Guppies pay for stealing your son's kingdom.

Karaoke Sing Along Epilogue