Shrek Marks the Spot/Transcript

This is a transcript for Shrek Marks the Spot.

Opening

 * (The episode starts with the title then a song)
 * Gil: Aaaaaaah… I love the life on a piratey ship Sailing the seventy seas! But since we're surrounded by acres of woods We sail on the land...~
 * Janja: Through the trees!~
 * Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango: Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free Yo ho, where ever we go, pirates is what we'll be~
 * Gil: Swashle your buckles, the captain speaks~
 * Janja: It's time to...~
 * Rango: Swab the deck!~
 * Gil: Rudder the tiller, the rozzin is missing~
 * Marshall: What will they think next?~
 * Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango: Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free Yo ho, where ever we go, pirates is what we'll be~
 * Gil: I love the life on a piratey ship Sailing the seventy seas! But since we're surrounded by acres of woods We sail on the land...~
 * Janja: Through the trees!~
 * Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango: Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free Yo ho, where ever we go, pirates is what we'll be~
 * Gil: Swashle your buckles, the captain speaks~
 * Janja: It's time to...~
 * Rango: Swab the deck!~
 * Gil: Rudder the tiller, the rozzin is missing~
 * Marshall: What will they think next?~
 * Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango: Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free Yo ho, where ever we go, pirates is what we'll be~
 * Gil: We sail for adventure, seek buried treasure~
 * Rango: Digging it up's for me~
 * Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango: Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free~
 * Marshall: Ho yo?~ (giggles) How does it go?
 * Gil, Janja and Rango: Pirates is what we'll be!~
 * (the song changes to a scene in Shrek's swamp where there's a big hole that Gil, Bubble Puppy, Janja, Marshall and Rango dug up then Shrek grabs one of the shovels)
 * Shrek: What is going on here?!
 * Gil: It's just us, Shrek.
 * (swims out of the hole)
 * Janja: We're playing pirates.
 * (climbs out)
 * Marshall: And we're all playing as the captain.
 * (shakes off the dirt)
 * Rango: We're on a five year mission, boldly going where no man's gone before... in search for some treasure.
 * Shrek: NOT IN MY SWAMP! (making his friends run away) GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE!
 * (and the five friends dashed off to their ship)
 * Janja: Gil, get the sails.
 * Gil: Aye-aye!
 * Marshall: Swap the missing mess.
 * Rango: Aye-aye!
 * Gil: Foot the yar-har!
 * Janja, Marshall and Rango: Aye--
 * Gil, Janja, Marshall and Rango: (scream)
 * Shrek: (digging the dirt back in place) Stupid mongral snails can't do anything-- (sees the pirate ship as he gasps then gets flatten as the ship continues roll out of control with the four friends still screaming) I am not going to get mad. I AM GOING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON!
 * (then he falls in the hole)

Shrek's nightmare

 * Shrek: Yes an absoloute and complete genius.
 * (then he gasps as he sees Rango staring at him angrily)
 * Rango (in Shrek's dream): Genius. HMM?!
 * (then Janja appeared)
 * Janja (in Shrek's dream): That was a very mean thing to do, Shrek.
 * Shrek: But--
 * (then Gil appeared)
 * Gil (in Shrek's dream): You've built up all our hopes!
 * (and finally Marshall appeared)
 * Marshall (in Shrek's dream): You've got us all excited!
 * Janja (in Shrek's dream): And all we get was ROCKS?
 * Shrek: I- I'm sorry. It was a joke. That's all it was a joke. A JO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OKE! (then he wakes up) It was- it was just a joke. Just a- just a- Oh my. That was a horrible nightmare. Oh no! When they all see the rocks they'll hate me forever!