Bubble Guppies meet Shrek/Transcript

This is the transcript of Bubble Guppies meet Shrek.

Bubble Guppies meet Donkey

 * Gil: Okay, we made a right at McDonald's and proceeded 7.5 miles down South. Now according to the map we should be intercepting... (Donkey bumps into him) A donkey?
 * Donkey: Hide me! Quick, you kids have got to hide me!
 * Molly: Um, Okay? Deema?
 * Deema: No problem! (and runs off with Donkey just as the guards showed up)
 * Captain of the guards: You there, you kids.
 * Gil: Yes?
 * Captain of the guards: By the order of Lord Farquaad. Have any of you seen a donkey passing by?
 * Goby, Oona and Nonny: Nope, sorry.
 * Molly: We don't even know what a donkey look likes.
 * Captain of the guards: Oh. Well, let's go check on the other side of the forest men! (and they ran off)
 * Donkey: Are they gone?
 * Oona: Yeah we've got rid of them.
 * Donkey: Oh thanks kids... (seeing the Guppies looking at their map) Can I- Can I say something to you? (catches up with the guppies) Listen you was really, really, something back there... Incredible!
 * Nonny: Excuse me, but are you talking about... us?
 * Gil: Yah!
 * Donkey: Yes I was talking to you. Can I just tell you? You was really great back there man those guards, they thought they was all of that and then you showed up and BAM! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods.
 * Molly: Uh, thanks for the compliment?
 * Donkey: Man, it's good to be free.
 * Gil: Yes well, I really think we should get back on our trip.
 * Deema: Maybe you can spend the rest of your freedom with your own friends little guy. Ay? (and the guppies left)
 * Donkey: But uh... I don't have any friends. And I'm NOT going out there by myself. Hey wait a minute, I got a great idea; I'll stick with you! (and starts following the guppies) You and me, just think of it. Together, we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.
 * Gil: Gee, thanks... Deema?
 * Deema: You got it. At Deema's Produce Party, you want to dance and hauler, where every fruit you buy today will only cost one dollar! AYE!
 * Donkey: Ooh wow that was really jazzy. And if you don't mind me sayin' "If that don't work your breath would certainly get the job done" cause you definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something cause you're breath STINKS! (short silence until) Man, she almost burnt the hair out of my nose. Just like the time... (Gil covers his mouth for a split second before letting go) And then I ate some rotten berries, man I have some strong gas that's eking out of my...
 * Gil: Why, are you following us? (continues walking with his friends)
 * Donkey: I tell you why... Cause I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me, my problems have all gone, there's no one to deride me... but you gotta...
 * Gil: Why I oughta!
 * Donkey: Hey wait, I'm sorry.
 * (Gil growling)
 * Molly: Gilly, calm down. There's no need to get angry.
 * Goby: Yeah, we know how you feel.
 * Deema: So, now can we keep the donkey?
 * Oona: Yeah, he is friendly.
 * Nonny: I'm with the guys on this.
 * (Gil is now convinced)
 * Gil: Okay, I'm sorry.
 * Donkey: Hey, don't worry about it.
 * Gil: But we should probably keep going before the guards come back and find us.
 * Donkey: Sure, just lead the way, kids. (and they all walked off together)

Our heroes meet Shrek

 * Donkey: Can uh- Can we say something to you?
 * Gil: Man, you were really something back there.
 * Molly: You really showed those guards who's boss.
 * Shrek: Are you talking to... Me?

Shrek's home

 * Shrek: Well, it's no wonder you only have them as friends.
 * Donkey: Wow. Only a true friend, would be that truly honest.
 * Nonny: Actually, a true friend is someone you tell your troubles, too.
 * Shrek: Listen, little creatures. Take a look at me, what am I? (Gil looking at Shrek)
 * Gil: Uh... Very green?
 * Shrek: NO! (Deema looking at Shrek)
 * Deema: Uh... Kinda stink?
 * Shrek: NO! (Donkey looking at Shrek)
 * Donkey: Uh... Really tall?
 * Shrek: NO! I'm an ogre. You know "Grab your torch and pitch-forks"! Doesn't that bother you?
 * Gil, Molly, Nonny, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: Nope.
 * Shrek: Really?
 * Gil, Molly, Nonny, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: Really, really.
 * Shrek: Oh.
 * Gil: By the way, what's your name?
 * Shrek: Uh... Shrek. (and walks off)
 * Deema, Nonny and Donkey: Shrek?
 * Oona: I've never heard of someone named "Shrek" before.
 * Shrek: Well... now you have. (and continues walking)
 * Donkey: Well, you know what I like about you Shrek? You've got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You alright. (suddenly they see something)
 * Deema: Wow, what a nice craftsman ship.
 * Goby: Yeah, what is that?
 * Shrek: "That" would be my home.
 * Donkey: Oh. And it is lovely, just beautiful. You know, you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. (sees a boulder) I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. (resumes walking)
 * Molly: Uh, Shrek. What's with all the signs?
 * Shrek: I like my privacy.
 * Deema: Wow, that's nice... What's privacy?
 * Nonny: Privacy is the state of being free from public attention.
 * Donkey: You know what I like my privacy too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you've got somebody in your face, you try to give them a hint and they won't leave. And then there's that big awkward silence you know... (awkward silence) Can we stay with you?
 * Shrek: Uh, what?
 * Oona: Can we please stay with you?
 * Shrek: Of course.
 * Deema: Really?
 * Shrek: No.
 * Gil and Molly: No?
 * Donkey: Please, I don't wanna go back there. You don't know what it's to consider a freak. (everyone starring at him) Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together, you have to let us stay!
 * Gil, Molly, Nonny, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: Please! Please!
 * Shrek: Okay! You can all stay. But one night only.

Lord Farquaad meets Makucha

 * Lord Farquaad: Who are you?
 * Makucha: I'm Makucha. Seems you and I have something in common.
 * Lord Farquaad: Go on.
 * Makucha: We both want respect and power. I'm gathering the biggest army I could get. Join me. Together we'll have revenge... And so much more.
 * Lord Farquaad: You... Can count me in.

The gang arrives at Duloc

 * Deema: Excuse me, sir.
 * (man in Lord Farquaad suit screams and runs)
 * Shrek: Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat ya. I just- I- I just- I just- (but the guy is still running away so the gang follow him but the man get knockout unconscious)
 * Nonny: Surprising. (and so, they enter the turn style but look back see Donkey got stuck until he spins around and lands with a thump making the Guppies laugh later they look around the town)
 * Shrek: It's quiet. (silence) Too quiet. (silence) Where is everybody?
 * Gil: Hey, what's this? (swam towards something)
 * Deema: I don't know. Let's pull it. (starts following Gil)
 * Donkey: Don't mind if we do.
 * [Gil, Deema and Donkey yank a golden lever. The booth starts ticking and they hide behind Shrek and the other guppies. The ticking gets faster, and the doors swing open revealing the Duloc Dolls as the song Welcome to Duloc starts playing]
 * Duloc Dolls: Welcome to Duloc~
 * Such a perfect town~
 * Here we have some rules~
 * Let us lay them down~
 * Don't make waves, stay in line~
 * And we'll get along fine~
 * Duloc is a perfect place~
 * Please keep off of the grass~
 * Shine your shoes, wipe your face~
 * Duloc is, Duloc is~
 * Duloc is a perfect place~
 * [The doors shut and the booth takes the heroes' photo. The photo slides out, showing the heroes' confused faces and the words Welcome To Duloc underneath]
 * Gil, Deema and Donkey: Wow.
 * Gil: Let's sing that song again.
 * Deema: Good idea.
 * Donkey: Count me in.
 * Molly, Goby, Oona, Nonny and Shrek: No! No! No, no, no! No.

Ogres are like onions and crossing the bridge

 * Deema: Nonners, what are we doing again?
 * Nonny: For the tenth time, Deema, we've been through this. We're going to go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give Shrek his swamp back.
 * Shrek: You know what? Maybe there's a good reason why I only like Nonners.
 * Donkey: I don't get it Shrek. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? You know throttle him, lay siege his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread, you know the whole ogre trip.
 * Gil: Or you could've made a soup from his freshly peeled skin.
 * Goby: Or you could've shaved his liver.
 * Deema: Or you could've squeezed the jelly from his eyes and put it on your toast.
 * Shrek: Oh, I know what. Maybe I could've decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a plate, got a knife, cut open they're spleens and drink they're fluids... Does that sound good to you?
 * Gil, Molly, Nonny, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: Uh... No, not really no.
 * Shrek: For your information; there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
 * Oona: Example?
 * Shrek: Example? Okay um... "Ogres are like onions".
 * Gil: They stink?
 * Shrek: Yes. No!
 * Molly: Do they make you cry?
 * Shrek: Yes. No!
 * Deema: Is it because of the gas?
 * Shrek: Yes. No!
 * Nonny: They spoil your stomach?
 * Shrek: No.
 * Donkey: Oh, you leave them out of the sun, and they get all brown start sprouting those little white hairs.
 * Shrek: No, layers. Onions have layers, ogres have layers. Onions have layers... You get it we both have layers! (throws the onion on the ground and leaves)
 * Gil, Molly, Nonny, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: Oh!
 * Donkey: You both have layers. (sniffing the onion)
 * Oona: Wait, I thought everybody hates onions.
 * Nonny: Well, most people would agree but there's a few people that love onions.
 * Gil: Hey, I know one thing everybody loves; Pizza. In fact, the whole world loves pizza. Pizza has layers.
 * Shrek: NO! YOU DENSE IRITATING MINIATURE BEAST OF BURDEN, OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS, NOT PIZZA! Bye-bye. See ya later. (then walks off)
 * Deema: You know, what else everybody likes; Ice cream. Have you ever met a person you say "Hey, let's get some ice cream" they say, "Oh yeah, I love ice cream" Ice cream has layers.
 * Shrek: NO! YOU DENSE IRITATING MINIATURE BEAST OF BURDEN, OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS, NOT ICE CREAM! Bye-bye. See ya later. (then walks off)
 * Donkey: You know, what else everybody like; Parfait. Have you ever met a person you say "Hey, let's get some parfait" they say "No, I don't like no parfait" Parfait is delicious.
 * Shrek: NO! YOU DENSE IRITATING MINIATURE BEAST OF BURDEN, OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS, END OF STORY! Bye-bye. See ya later. (then walks off)
 * Donkey: Parfait maybe the most delicious thing on the whole bad planet.
 * Shrek: You know, I think I preferred you're humming.
 * Donkey: Do you have a tissue, or something cause I'm makin' a mess.
 * Goby: Why's that?
 * Donkey: Just the word "Parfait" made me start slobbering.
 * Oona: Ulgh!
 * [The song I'm On My Way starts playing as the heroes make their journey towards the Dragon's Keep. On a hill, Donkey stops to kick something off before following Shrek and the guppies. The heroes then walk through a valley of flowers with tall rocks that night before making a campfire and falling asleep. The next morning, Shrek tries to put out the fire with his foot but ends up burning it. Donkey pees on the fire, putting it out before the heroes carry on. They then arrive at the rocky peak overlooking a tall craggy mountain with clouds swirling above it. The heroes then make their way up the mountain as the song ends. Later, as the heroes are nearing the top, Donkey stops and waves off a nasty smell with his hoof]
 * Donkey: Ooh, Shrek! Did you do that?
 * Goby: You know, you've should've warned us, before you did that.
 * Deema: Yeah, our mouths are open and everything.
 * Shrek: Believe me, guys. If it was me, you be dead. (Nonny then smells something)
 * Nonny: It's brimstone. We must be getting close.
 * Molly: Good solving skills there, Nonny. We're almost there.
 * Donkey: Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smelt, and it wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off no stone neither.
 * [The heroes climb to the top of the ridge and look over the edge. They see a bridge spanning over boiling lava to the castle which is missing some of its spires and the tallest spire reaching up to the sky which a small slight emitting from it while birds fly around it and lightning flashes]
 * Deema: Sure, it's big enough. But look at the location itself. (making Shrek laugh)
 * Donkey: Uh, Shrek- Uh, um, remember when you uh, said that- that ogres have layers?
 * Shrek: Oh aye.
 * Donkey: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make, um... (gasps) Donkeys don't have layers. We- we wear our fear right out on there our sleeves.
 * Gil: Wait a minute, donkeys don't have sleeves.
 * Donkey: You know what I mean.
 * Molly: Then, why aren't you telling because you're afraid of heights?
 * Donkey: Oh, I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava.
 * Shrek: Come on, Donkey. We're right here beside ya. Okay for emotional support.
 * Gil: Shrek's right, all we have to do: is just tackle that dirty old dragon one little baby step at a time.
 * Donkey: Really?
 * Gil, Molly, Nonny, Goby, Deema, Oona and Shrek: Really, really.
 * Donkey: Okay. That makes me feel so much better.
 * Molly: Just keep moving Donkey.
 * Shrek: And whatever you do, don't look down.
 * Donkey: Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down.

Facing off the Dragon

 * Donkey: You afraid?
 * Shrek: No. But SHH!
 * Donkey: Oh good, me neither. (seeing the others leave then yelps and runs towards them) Cause there's nothing wrong with being afraid.
 * Gil: What do you mean?
 * Donkey: Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. But to make a dangerous situation I might add.
 * Deema: What dangerous situation?
 * Donkey: With a dragon that breathes fire, eats knights and breathes fire. If sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared, you know what I mean?
 * Gil: I totally know what you mean.
 * Deema: Who cares? We sure as heck ain't no cowards, I know that. (bumps into skeletons while letting herself, Gil and Donkey yelp)
 * Shrek: Donkey, Gil, Deema, two things, Shut... up.
 * Gil: Shut up?
 * Deema: Don't worry, Shrek. We'll stay silent.
 * Shrek: Good, now Donkey. Take Gil and Bubble Puppy and see if you three can find us some stairs.
 * Gil: Stairs?
 * Donkey: Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the princess.
 * Shrek: The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
 * Oona: What makes you think she'll be there Shrek?
 * Shrek: I read it in a book once.
 * Donkey: Cool. You handle the dragon; we'll handle the stairs.
 * Gil: Actually, it's a little dark in here. I'm gonna find us a light switch.
 * Donkey: Got it, you find the light switch, I'll find the stairs. Oh, I'll find those stairs I'll whip them butt to. That's right, those stairs won't which way they're going. (opens a huge door) I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick to the curb. Don't mess with me I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I step right here. Right here, now I step all over it. (Meanwhile with Molly, Goby, Deema, Oona, Nonny and Shrek)
 * Molly: Well. At least we know where the princess is.
 * Deema: Well, this is easy.
 * Nonny: Maybe, too easy.
 * Shrek: Yeah, where's the...
 * Gil: Light switch? (flips a switch making something happen) Huh, that's not it. Okay, not to panic. Not to panic. (flips another switch turning the lights on) There, now that's better.
 * Donkey: Uh, Gil?
 * Gil: Yeah?
 * Donkey: What was that first switch for?
 * Gil: I don't know. I think it unleashes the dragon. (trumpet Dun, dun, dun!)
 * Donkey: Cool, may I?
 * Gil: Be my guest.
 * Donkey: DRAGON! (Gil screaming)

Shrek's sad story

 * Gil: Hey Shrek, what are we gonna do when we get our swamp back?
 * Shrek: Uh, "Our swamp"?
 * Gil: Yeah, because we got to know each other now and then.
 * Shrek: We? Gil, there's no "We" there's no "Our". There's just me and my swamp. And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a 10-foot wall around my land. (turns on his side)
 * Gil: Gee, thanks for cutting me deep Shrek.
 * Donkey: You know what think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.
 * Shrek: No. You think? (turns on his other side)
 * Molly: Is something wrong Shrek?
 * Shrek: Never mind, Molly. (turns to lie on his back)
 * Gil: Oh! It's another one of those onion things.
 * Shrek: No, this is one of those drop it and leave it alone...
 * Nonny: Then, why do you hate talking about it?
 * Shrek: Why do you all want to talk about it? (turns on his side)
 * Deema: Because you're blocking.
 * Shrek: I'm not blocking. (turns on his other side)
 * Donkey: Oh yes, you are.
 * Shrek: You guys, I'm warning you...
 * Donkey: Who are you trying to keep out?
 * Gil: Just tell us, Shrek.
 * Shrek: EVERYONE! OKAY?! (short silence)
 * Donkey: Now, we're getting somewhere.
 * Shrek: Oh, for the love of Pete!
 * Gil: Hey, what's your problem Shrek? Why are you against the whole world?
 * Shrek: Look I'm not the one with a problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me!
 * Molly: The world is against you?
 * Shrek: Yes, well you see... People take one look at me and go "Argh, help run a big stupid ugly ogre". (sad sigh) They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.
 * (all of a sudden, the movie was paused by Timon and Pumbaa)
 * Pumbaa: Timon, are you crying?
 * Timon: I'm fine. (weeping) I- I just have something in my eye.
 * Pumbaa: Here, blow. (Timon blows his nose)
 * Timon: Here, Pumbaa. (weepingly breathes)
 * Pumbaa: Gee, thanks.
 * Timon: Okay. I'm better. (resuming the movie)
 * Gil: Hey Shrek, when we met... we didn't think you were big, stupid and ugly.
 * Molly: We all didn't.
 * Shrek: Thanks guys.
 * Deema: So, what other stories are up there?
 * Shrek: Well, there's um... Pegasus. You know, the flying horse?
 * Donkey: Okay, okay. I see- I see it now. Yeah, the big shiny one right there. Right, that- that- that one there?
 * Gil, Molly, Nonny, Goby, Deema, Oona and Shrek: That's the moon.
 * Donkey: Oh, okay.

Shrek leaves the Bubble Guppies and Donkey later the gang forgives Shrek

 * Molly: Shrek, how could you? You're letting her get away.
 * Shrek: Yeah, so what?
 * Goby: Shrek, there's something about this you don't know.
 * Donkey: We've- We've talked to her last night. She's...
 * Shrek: Yeah, I know you all talked to her last night. Your great pals aren't ya?! Now if you fools are such good friends why don't you follow her home?!
 * Deema: But Shrek, we don't wanna go with them.
 * Shrek: Yeah, well guess what? You're not coming home with me. I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, good-hearted heroes!
 * Oona: But... But I thought we're friends.
 * Shrek: Yeah, well you know what?! You thought wrong! (Shrek walks away leaving the Bubble Guppies and Donkey very upset)
 * Donkey: Shrek?
 * Gil: Fine! Let's go, guys. We don't need him.
 * [As the song Hallelujah starts playing in the background, Shrek returns to his now fairytale creature free swamp and look at the area around his tree stump house which is now cleared out. With a sad sigh, he walks over to his home. Donkey and the guppies walk through the woods with their heads hung low with sadness. Shrek looks around his swamp till he steps on the pieces of the shattered mirror on the ground and look at them sadly. At the same time, Fiona looks at the jewels on the ceiling as she tries her wedding dress on then look out of the window in sadness. Shrek does the same, rubbing his hands. He then turns to his chair and picks it up. He then spots some sunflowers like the one he was going to give to Fiona on the table and picks one up before frowning and throwing it into the flames of the newly lit fire. Fiona is looking at herself in the mirror back in the castle. Sadly, she lifts her veil in front of her face. Elsewhere in the castle, Lord Farquaad is trying on his new crown while the Mirror stares at him sadly. Thelonius gives a thumbs up and Farquaad turns to the Mirror, who forces a smile. Fiona looks at her and Farquaad's wedding cake which has her and a much taller version of Farquaad standing on it. Sadly, looking down, she pushes the Farquaad figurine down further into the cake to shorten the height before looking behind her at a suit of armor which has a helmet similar to the one Shrek wore when he rescued her. Shrek looks sadly into the fire as he leans back on his table. Donkey is drinking from a river when he and the guppies hear someone crying. They look to their left and see Dragon sitting nearby, the chandelier collar still around her neck. She wipes a tear with her paw. Feeling sorry for Dragon and realizing that she really is good after all, Donkey and the Bubble Guppies go over to her and she smiles at them. Shrek sits alone at the table fiddling with a bowl of worms. Fiona sits alone at a table in the castle. She throws her cutlery on the table and buries her face in her hands. Shrek again sits alone at the table sadly as the song ends. Suddenly, he hears a thud outside and looks up. He goes outside to find...]
 * Shrek: Guys? (seeing his friends doing something) What are you doing?
 * Gil: Remember, you said you want a 10-foot wall Shrek?
 * Shrek: Well, yeah...
 * Molly: Well, that's exactly what we're building for you.
 * Shrek: But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp.
 * Deema: It is. Around your half, silly. That's your half and this is our half.
 * Shrek: Oh, your half.
 * Goby: Well, let's put this gently; we did help rescue Fiona.
 * Oona: And we did half the work.
 * Donkey: And right now, we get half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock. The one that looks like your head.
 * Shrek: Back off!
 * Gil, Molly, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: No! You back off!
 * Shrek: This is my swamp!
 * Gil, Molly, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: Our swamp!
 * Shrek: Let go...
 * Gil: Big!
 * Molly: Stupid!
 * Donkey: Ugly friend!
 * Shrek: Fine! (the gang fell on their faces)
 * Gil: Hey, wait. Get back here, Shrek. I'm not done with you!
 * Shrek: Well, I'm through with you.
 * Gil: No way. You know, that's the thing about you and everybody else. It goes like this: Oh hi, I'm something no one appreciate. Well guess what? (locks Shrek's door) Now's the time to stop talking and paying attention!
 * Molly: Gilly's right. You are mean to us, you insulted us, and you don't appreciate anything any of us do!
 * Goby: Like the fact that you pushed us around.
 * Oona: And you even push us away from you.
 * Shrek: Oh yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
 * Donkey: Because that's what friends do.
 * Gil, Molly, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: They forgive each other!
 * Shrek: Oh yeah. Yeah, you're right, you guys. I forgive you... FOR STABBING ME IN THE BACK! (walks into the outhouse slamming the door behind his friends)
 * Gil, Molly, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: (anger groan)
 * Nonny: You know what Shrek, I'm real disappointed in you. I understand your mad, but it's not okay to be scared of your own feelings.
 * Shrek: Go away!
 * Nonny: And still, you keep argue for no reason, just like with Fiona. But all she did was like... then love you.
 * Shrek: Love me?! She said, "I was ugly, a hideous creature", I heard you guys last night.
 * Donkey: She wasn't talking about you. She was talking about...uh, somebody else. (Shrek opens his outhouse door)
 * Shrek: She wasn't talking about me? Well, who was she talking about?
 * Nonny: I'm sorry, Shrek. We just can't. After all the mean things you did to us...
 * Shrek: Nonny...
 * Nonny: No!
 * Shrek: You guys...
 * Gil, Molly, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: No!
 * Shrek: Okay, fellas, I'm sorry. Alright?
 * Oona: What did you say Shrek? (Shrek gives a sad sigh)
 * Shrek: I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big stupid ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?
 * Molly: Yes.
 * Goby: Of course.
 * Deema: Apology accepted.
 * Oona: Sure.
 * Nonny: Absolutely. (Molly looking at Gil)
 * Gil: Okay, I forgive you too.
 * Donkey: Hey, that's what friends are for Gil.
 * Shrek: Right. Friends?
 * Gil, Molly, Nonny, Goby, Deema, Oona and Donkey: Friends.

Our heroes vs. Makucha and Farquaad

 * Lord Farquaad: (unsheathes his sword) Do you kids honestly think I'm alone? Makucha, now!

Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party/Epilogue