Bubble Guppies' Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl/Transcript

This is a transcript for Bubble Guppies' Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

The gang meets Jack Sparrow

 * Nonny: Who are you?
 * Jack Sparrow: Sparrow, Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please.
 * Janja: Where's your ship, Captain?
 * Jack Sparrow: I'm in the market, as it were.

The gang meets Mullroy and Murtogg

 * Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civillians.
 * Goby: We're so sorry, we didn't know. If we see one, we'll let you know, right away.
 * Oona: We just don't understand that two gentlemen such as yourselves didn't merit and invitation.
 * Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civillians.
 * Gil: It's a fine goal, I understand, but it looks like a ship like that makes this one amazing.
 * Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
 * Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one. It's supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable. The Black Pearl. (Mullroy chuckles)
 * Mullroy: There's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
 * Janja: Uh, Black Pearl's a real ship.

Hector Barbossa meets Makucha

 * Hector Barbossa: Who are you?
 * Makucha: Name's Makucha, and we're here to negotiate terms of an alliance between our armies.
 * Hector Barbossa: Oh, a bit of long words, my leopard friend. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
 * Makucha: Just you. Join me, and my four top lieutenants will give you your medallion.
 * Hector Barbossa: Agreed. Just tell me, what's in it for me?
 * Makucha: You'll be free to pillage and plunder any way you want.
 * Hector Barbossa: Tell me more. (Makucha grins)

The Bubble Guppies meet James Norrington, Governor Weatherby Swann, and Elizabeth Swann

 * Oona: Where did you get that? (Gil helps Elizabeth back up)
 * Gil: Everything will be fine.
 * Governor Weatherby Swann: Elizabeth! Are you alright?
 * Elizabeth Swann: Yes, I'm fine.
 * Nonny: Thanks to us.

Elizabeth and Bubble Puppy meet Barbossa

 * Pintel: They've invoked the right of Parley with Captain Barbossa.
 * Elizabeth Swann: We are here to negotiate--
 * Bo'sun: You will speak when spoken to!
 * Hector Barbossa: And ye will not lay a hand to those under the protection of Parley.
 * Bo'sun: Aye, sir.
 * Hector Barbossa: Apologies, lad and miss.

Will Turner and Gil's talk about Bootstrap Bill Turner

 * Will Turner: My father, Bill Turner? At the docks, it was only after you learned my name that you agreed to help. Since that's all I wanted, I didn't press the matter. I'm not a simpleton, Gil. You knew my father.
 * Gil: I did know him. One of the few who knew him as William Turner. Everyone else called him "Bootstrap" or "Bootstrap Bill".
 * Will Turner: "Bootstrap"?
 * Gil: Good man, good pirate. (Will looks at him) I swear, you look just like him.
 * Will Turner: That's not true. He was a merchant sailor, a good respectable man who obeyed the law.
 * Gil: He was a bloody pirate, William, and a scallywag!

Barbossa's story

 * Snide: What's so important about that ridiculous medallion?
 * Hector Barbossa: This is Aztec Gold. One of eight-hundred and eighty-two identical pieces they delivered to a Stone Chest of Cortez himself. Blood money paid the stem and slaughtered he wreaked upon with his armies. But the greed of Cortez was insatiable.
 * Smun: So, what happened?
 * Hector Barbossa: The Heathen Gods placed a upon the gold... a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a single piece from that stone chest shall be punished for eternity.
 * Goldar: Cursed medallions?
 * Scrozzle: Oh, please. As if I believe in ghost stories.
 * Hector Barbossa: Aye. That's exactly what I thought when we were first told the tale.
 * Chuluun: Where is this Aztec treasure?

Begun by blood, By blood undone

 * Janja: What code is Gibbs to keep to if the worst should happen?
 * Jack Sparrow: Pirates' Code. Any man who falls behind is left behind.
 * Gil: No heroes amongst thieves?
 * Jack Sparrow: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you're all well on your ways to becoming pirates.

Gil and Jack vs. Barbossa and Makucha

 * Hector Barbossa: I must admit, Gil, I thought I had you figured, but it turns out you're a hard kid to predict.
 * Gil: Me? I'm just honest, and an honest kid, you can always trust to be honest. Honestly, it's the dishonest ones you need to watch out for, because you can never predict that they might do something incredibly... heroic.
 * Qui-Gon Jinn: Gil. Don't think just do. (Jack knocks down a pirate as he tosses Will a sword)
 * Makucha: Stop them!

The Queen Anne's Revenge is now yours

 * Gil: Awesome. Cool.
 * Qui-Gon Jinn: Yes, Gil. The Queen Anne's Revenge is now yours.
 * Gil: Now, bring me that horizon.
 * Qui-Gon Jinn: Where will we head, old friend?
 * Gil: We'll follow the stars, Qui-Gon.
 * Qui-Gon Jinn: Agreed, old friend.
 * Gil: I've got a rendezvous on my beloved horizon.
 * Qui-Gon Jinn: Indeed.
 * Gil: Now, bring us that horizon.
 * Qui-Gon Jinn, Molly, Goby, Deema, Oona, Nonny: Aye, Captain.
 * Janja, Cheezi and Chungu: Aye, Captain.
 * Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Rocky, Zuma and Skye: Aye, Captain.
 * Rango: Aye, Captain.
 * Gil: We're devils and black sheep~ And really bad eggs~ (he gets a bottle of soda and drinks it) Drink up, me hearties, yo-ho~
 * Molly, Nonny and Janja: Yo-ho, ho ho~
 * Marshall, Rango and Deema: A pirate's life for me~
 * Cheezi and Chungu: The Kraken's ahead, look out~
 * Chase, Skye and Rubble: Drink and devil have done for the rest~